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  1. Mamb0

    Mamb0 A pleasurable journey

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    The thing is, any reasonably attractive female could go out any night of the week with the thought 'I'm guna get shagged tonight' and within the hour they could have had their pick of 20 different blokes.

    On the flip side, a bloke goes out, no matter how good looking he is, with the same thought in his head and most of the time (honestly) it wudnt work.

    Outrageous.
  2. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    It's true like, definitely.

    I was having this discussion with a friend the other night....and she mentioned that their is a flip side....

    - child birth
    - periods
    - leg waxing
    - make up application/removal before bed

    the list goes on like :lol:
  3. trance_fan

    trance_fan Registered User

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    It's true like, definitely.

    I was having this discussion with a friend the other night....and she mentioned that there is a flip side....

    highlights include:

    - child birth
    - periods
    - leg waxing
    - make up application/removal before bed

    the list goes on like :lol:
  4. Shit_Kicker

    Shit_Kicker Fighting Bakey Limbo

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    sounds like you got telt mate :lol:
  5. Sasha

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    speak for yourself ;)

    lucy is gorgeous :)
  6. Ruth

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    Ness looks mean & can chew ears for england tbf :p
  7. Ness

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    :lol: chew ears for england? are u actually talkin bout chewin ears or am i missin something :D
  8. Paul Tyson

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    Exactly what i was thinking. genius :lol:
  9. Phil Mitchell

    Phil Mitchell check me a dollar brer?

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    Thats not true, ANYONE could get a shag if they want...you just have to be willing to lower your standards :wink:
  10. Alexander

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    i have a solution for all these so women can't whinge about them

    - child birth - don't have kids
    - periods - go on the injection or things in the arms
    - leg waxing - laser hair removal
    - make up application/removal before bed - don't fucking wear loads of make up like a charver bitch!!! we prefer the natural look anyway, if you have a messy face you shouldn't be going out anyway.
  11. Mr.B.ThatsMe

    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    Child birth - the whole point of this one is the fact that you will have kids if you're pregnant :rolleyes:
    periods - your advice sounds top notch & professional
    leg waxing - surely the effects of laser treatment are fairly uncertain at this point in time
    make up - you still have to take off makeup regardless of how much you have on otherwise it can be bad for the skin

    ;)

    *Soz alex i just love disagreeing with u sometimes
  12. Alexander

    Alexander Registered User

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    you can disagree all you like i'm still right:D
  13. Ruth

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    not literally but you can gas as well as us women :p

    :love:

    plus biff waxing...
  14. Ruth

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    not literally but you can gas as well as us women :p

    :love:

    plus us women go through bif waxing :eek:
  15. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    pics or stfu
  16. Ruth

    Ruth Registered User

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    stfu?? :confused:
  17. Stephen

    Stephen the reel master

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    shut the fuck up :rolleyes: :cool2:
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    i ain't publishing a picture of my biff...

    it's a brazilian though :p
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    forks still not dead

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