Insults

Insults

Some of these are new to me.

She had a f*nny like a stab wound in a gorilla's back

Look's like she's been dooking for apples in a chip pan

Had more hands up her than sooty!

Shes got a face like a dog lickin pi*h off a nettle.

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

She's got a face that could make an onion cry.

I wouldn't ride her into battle.

everyone has a right to be ugly, but she abuses the privilege

I wouldnt do her with a rusty pole

mair chins than a chinese phone book

She smells like an alkies carpet

she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician

It's like sha*gin a pail of water.

It's like sha*gin the sleeve off a wizards cloak!

she's killed more co*ks than a fowl butcher

fa*ny like a ripped out fireplace

face like a sand blasted tomato

ar*e like a bag of washing

She sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant

she's seen more helmets than Hitler

face like a stuntman's knee

She's got a fa*ny like a badly packed kebab

Like opening the window and sha*ging the night

She's seen more co*kends than weekends

A left her with a face like a painter's radio



Fa*ny like a clowns pocket

Fa*ny like a Hippo's yawn

She's that ugly not even a sniper would take her out

I bet she's got a fa*ny like a pub carpet

More pri*ks than a second hand dartboard.

face like a blind joiners thumb

Shes done more lengths than Duncan Goodhew

She's been shot over more times than Sarajevo

Even the tide wouldn't take her out

got more finger prints on her than Scotland Yard

handled more balls than Dino Zoff

pi*h flaps like John Waynes saddle bags

She had a pair of flaps on her like a gutted trout

A chunt like a burst couch

A face like she's been ram raiding on scooters

shes had more seamen than Saltcoats

Shes seen more stiffs than Quincy!

Shes seen more cokes than a bottle of bacardi!

c*cked more times than Elmer Fudds shotgun

She's got a fa*ny like a badly packed kebab

Ive heard a few of them before but loads of them are new to me lol , class

my favourite 'she has seen more japseyes than an oriental optician'

fanny like a hippos yawn


pure class

It looks like she's been set on fire and put out with a golf shoe!

face like a stuntman's knee

I visualised some of them and i wish i hadnt :sick:

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**notes for future use in polite company**

A left her with a face like a painter's radio

hahaa that's the best one.

fighting with my bladder here

One of my favourites but not on the list my mate said it to me once I nearly passed out...

"Her breath smelt like a shit-smugglers rucksack"

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how about this one ?

you're an ugly, boring, ginger fruit cake.

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LMAO