Soccer Saturday drinking game Loads of variations but just heard about this and it looks mint!! Kamara one is funny as fuck..... Everytime a goal is scored: 1 shot of beer Every sending off: 1 shot of Jager (or substitute) Half time: Absolutely no alcoholic beverages may be imbibed during this period. Whenever Chris Kamara is talking: You must be drinking. Whenever Merson uses stupid rhyming slang (i.e."he's hit the beans on toast"!): 1 shot of Jager In the second half, all teams can only be referred to by their nicknames: Failure to do so results in a 3 beer shot penalty. Whenever Swindon Town appear on the videoprinter: Last person to shout out 'Mackerel' takes shot of Jager. Whenever Dundee appear on the videoprinter: Last person to shout out 'Football' takes shot of Jager. Everytime Phil Thompson says 'Stevie Gerrard': 3 shots of beer. Everytime Jeff makes an 'A Trialist' joke: 3 shots of beer. Everytime your team score: 2 extra shots of beer Everytime Matty Taylor and 'Goal of the Season' are mentioned in the same sentence: 1 shot of Jager Everytime Jeff calls Kenny Deucher 'The Good Doctor': 1 shot of Whisky Any hint of racism (social or otherwise) from any of the pundits: Quad bombs (4 Jager + Red Bull) all round Everytime Hartlepool score a goal: 3 shots of beer Everytime a pundit shouts off camera: 2 shots of beer Everytime LeTiss is mentioned in connection with a takeaway: 1 shot of Jager Whenever Chris Kamara says "its unbelievable, Jeff": all drinks must be downed Everytime Jeff mentions "dancing in the streets of TNS": 1 shot of jager Everytime Jeff says "its Doom and Gloom at...": 1 shot of jager Everytime the team 'Keith' is referred to as just being one guy: 1 shot of jager Everytime Brighton & Hove, or Daggers & Redbridge are jokingly referred to as two different teams playing the same opposition: 1 shot of jager Everytime when Arbroath striker Kevin Webster scores and Stelling says "ohh, Sally will be pleased": 1 shot of Jager. Everytime anything bad happens to Craig Bellamy (injury, og, booked, arrested for assault etc.): 2 celebratory shots of the spirit of choice - WHEN A GOAL IS SCORED Drink one shot of beer (Can be adapted to whenever a team scores three if you dont want to end up too wasted..) - EVERY SENDING OFF One shot of strong lager - WHENEVER CHRIS KAMARA APPEARS You must be drinking - IF PAUL MERSON USES STUPID RHYMING SLANG (I.E "HE'S HIT THE BEANS ON TOAST!") One shot of strong lager - WHENEVER PHIL THOMPSON SAYS "STEVIE GERRARD" Three shots of beer - EVERYTIME A TEAM SCORES AND JEFF SAYS "THERE'S BEEN A GOAL AT... BUT WHICH WAY HAS IT GONE?" Everyone must guess which team has scored, everyone who gets it wrong must drink two shots of beer. Non guesses must also drink. - WHEN YOUR TEAM SCORE Two extra shots of beer - WHENEVER JEFF SAYS "THEY'LL BE DANCING IN THE STREETS OF..." One shot of spirit - WHEN SOMEONE CLAIMS TO HAVE SEEN A "GOAL OF THE SEASON CONTENDER" One shot of strong lager - WHENEVER JEFF SAYS - "IT'S DOOM AND GLOOM AT.." One shot of spirit - EVERYTIME ROBBIE SAVAGE IS MENTIONED OR SEEN ON THE VIDEPRINTER Everyone must shout "Twat." Last person to do so must drink three shots of beer - WHEN A PUNDIT SHOUTS OFF CAMERA Two shots of beer - WHENEVER JEFF SAYS "THERE'S NO QUESTION" One shot of spirit - EVERYTIME BRIGHTON & HOVE OR DAGENHAM & REDBRIDGE ARE JOKINGLY REFERRED TO AS TWO DIFFERENT TEAMS PLAYING THE SAME OPPOSITION One shot of strong lager - WHENEVER CHRIS KAMARA SAYS "UNBELIEVEABLE" All drinks must be downed
Sounds class but that's far too many rules for me to keep up with. I'd be sqinting over a crib sheet and miss doing the drinks at the right time
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8WJ3dfEUEo"]YouTube- Jeff Stelling Saturday Drinking Game, my mate gives up[/ame]
