DETOX 4TH MAY: Sixth (6th) Birthday

Get in, Cant wait for this. I'm gonna get springs fitted to me crutches nd use em for po-go sticks

thats just the wrists of sheebah dance routine

HAHAHA I hope he's bringing a colostomy bag this time lol

legendary

It sounds like some kind of egyptian musical from broadway

trying to land a plane with no landing gear is a bit like trying to piss onto walvin.... i mean the wind



ill get me coat

ill just fly it

im used 2 being very high all the time,


and dont usually come down with a bang,

i come down smoothly and softley

no planes 4 me..bus there,bus back..........il be 2 high to fly

Has the line up for the grand finale been sorted now ?

the full line up is on the flyers which are in circulation now

the line up is correct at the time of going to press

Nice 1

well apart from the fact that static has went and listed varty as rogue squadron



and jungle has decided he is now called acid kraze as he has changed his name by deed poll to that



by the way beccy was immense on flyering duties friday night

her best one liner had to be to this lad who walked out trashed it went something like "do you use ghd's on your hair mate"

:angel2:

HAHAHAHAHA Did he reply ?

no he was pie eyed but she kept me entertained all night with her patter

someone else replied tho and goes " nar he spends an hour in a steamy room and then goes to sleep standing up"

Hahahaha Its an easier way of doing it I suppose

that straight hair look where the hair sticks to the face , i struggle to deal with it

its proper bizarre

Do some reverse psychology on them and go out with it slicked back

I'm going to try that new indestructable stuff

How many tickets are there for this one ?

Lots