anyone ever shit themselves?

GAN ON DAVEY LAD!

Mad as fuk davey like, he thought the fact he had shit all over his missus was hilarious, he couldnt stop laughing when he was telling us!

One of them proper 'couldnt give a fuk' kinda blokes!

Thats one for the scrap book

we did this to a girl who worked in malia 4 years ago
she was buggin us all night as she had no hotel and asked if she could stay with us for the night.after spending our money drinking a bottle of our ouzo and eating all our food she passed out,when my brother came in he and his mates got a mars mini from the mini bar and shoved it down the back of her jeans.
in the morning me and 2 of my roomies were on the balcony when she woke up..she stood there and wriggled about a bit before putting her hands down her jeans and quickly saying ok girls thanks for last night but i have to go !! byeeee
next night in the club my bro told her that she tried to get off with him the night b4 but he was put off by the crap down her pants !!
she left and we never seen her in malia again

its a bitchy thing to do but f**k me it was funny..

thats harsh as fuck !

i love this thread like

My auntie came in mortal one night and her husband had to put her to bed, she done it all over the bed, all over my uncle and all over the bathroom, my uncle had to clean it all up while she slept through it, she woke up the next morning not remembering a thing, went into the bath room and washed her face, my uncle walked in when she was drying her face and burst into laughter, she didnt have a clue that he had cleaned her up with the towel she was drying her face with, she ended up with shit all over her face

:rofl:

Awesome

lol, i like the way its always an uncle, friend or work mate.

it gets worse !

haha ive heard a not so nice poo poo story about you mr hipnotizer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA you know what it is, ive been reading this thread thinking 'i wish i had a poo story to tell' and i have !!!

totally forgot about it, ill post it when i get back in mine so i dont have to use this knackered keyboard

Re: anyone ever shit themselves?

not me personally but a few yrs ago i had been out wiv a mate of a mate and ended up takin so many different substances that when they got in the taxi back to an after party we couldnt help but smell the stench he'd only shit himself and didnt realise... thank god he was sittin in the front of the taxi... poor taxi driver!!:fart:

not shit myself but been sick on myself twice, once driving home from work ill up coast road just had to spew all over myself and steering wheel coz couldnt pull in anywhere - car stunk for weeks

and after a heavy night out me mate driving me home at some speed down A1 from kingston park and as nowhere to stop had to spew on meself and save her car