you snooze, you lose

you snooze, you lose

If you lose out on macd's then I'd rather be snozzing!

That's probably the worst attempt at a snooze you lose that I've ever seen.

Far more fitting, eh Stephen

think the worst that's ever happened to me would be losing an eyebrow and sideburn...

i also had big smiley teeth painted on me in nail varnish, and i then walked through hexham main street for a taxi.. gutted

As seen in my post above

Your very smug for someone who was almost in tears at losing their own eyebrows not so long ago

I didn't hang around long enough for anyone to see any emotion. Now they're back I can laugh at it though. And it was a stroke of genius that someone took a photo and saved it as my wallpaper on my phone - Not a good way to find out about it though

I never realised they done that..

It was a similar situation when I someone drew a massive smile over my mouth in pink nail varnish, I was walking past the royal and it wasn't until I glanced in a car window that I realised how much of a cunt I looked They'd also wrote "cunt" on my forehead..

Fucking Wounded

I knew there was something different about you last time i saw you

I was fucking gutted. It was two days before Christmas as well :evil:

The worst is when Ruben got it with the Imac down the centre of his hair - We tried to wipe the Imac cream out his hair with a wet tea towel, but his whole head of hair wiped off with it. Just the top half though, not the sides

fucking hell granty your a menace to society

*makes mental note never to join the Hexham lads at an after party*

Btw McDonalds mings except its ice cream

I've woke up with somebody squeezing an empty 2 litre bottle of lemonade (that had a bottle of poppers poured in it) in my mouth before. I didn't know what the fuck had happened to me :spangled:

I once woke up to find that a "mate" had used a ladder to climb through the window of the upstairs flat I was asleep in, went into the fridge and kindly cracked a dozen banty's (sp?) eggs on my head, which had nicely hardened up by the time I woke up.