yo peeps

yo peeps

did every one have a good bank hol's what did you all get up to

i went to big beef and had a blinder

I fucked your mother

theres a coincidence i boned yours when she was in a k hole! and pissed on cider in the park so i make that 2-1

you didnt because shes dead mate

i didnt say what sort of parc i was in did i

Maybe he's into that sort of thing

how's the car goin mate i took mine for mot on sat and failed but it only needs two tyre's thank god

Its just sat outside after the big £500 bill I got a tad drunk at sunnies and managed to dislocate my knee again so ive not been able to drive much

i thought you wernt goin to sunnies

Yeah I was always going I wish i'd never now though

hahaha fucking fast one there like.