Who would like a new room mate. Good sense of humour, shout at all fucking day, shits and pisses all over your house, is fucking contaminating everything it fucking touches, sleeps in your bedroom, fuck no's where like. If you want a good friendly, dosent talk much, a good listener, room mate, then please get in touch. Theres only one thing, you have to catch the bastard yourself.
my mate would sort ya out. we had em in the office at work and he took things into his own hands, set traps - with grapes as bait, and we were sorted within 3 days caught 2 of em in 1 trap one day. one poor fecker got its head smashed in 1 trap and its back smashed in the other nasty!!
Re: Re: Who would like a new room mate. Nowt scruffy abaaht me Jizz, we have got a railway tracks, a cremetorium and a burn on each side. Its always the summer i get Roomies. Bought 10 traps, will set them off after we have beaten Spurs.
Last summer i had the same problem. Me and my 4 year old daughter had just arrived home. Opened the door, she ran to the stairs, to go to her bedroom and came racing back saying " No like Mice, no like Mice. Turns out one was in the trap, his head smashed to fuck and its back legs still moving. A Kodak Moment if there ever was one.
