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What's E.T Short for?

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  1. Lil'Gem

    Lil'Gem Registered User

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    What's E.T Short for?

    coz he has little legs!!


    ha ha ha

    (old 1, but still quality!)




    Whats E.T stand for?

    coz he has no chair!!



    sorry :rolleyes: wanted to cheer myself up!
    Lil'Gem, May 10, 2002
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    two elephants jump off a cliff.....Boom boom...
    Mr. Revel, May 10, 2002
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    Q: what happened when jesus went to mount olive?

    A: Popeye kicked the shit outta him!

    :D

    High quality old joke!
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  5. Mejulie

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    I like those gem, have you been getting me emails this afternoon?? or am I just not getting yours?:confused:
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    NO
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  7. Lil'Gem

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    mejulie> not at me desk, altho i have sent u 1 or 2. in the marketing dept abusing their internet!

    MOM> ?ive always thought of u as round & juicy ;)
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    very good...:)
    Mr. Revel, May 10, 2002
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    Will give you a ring when I'm finished at the meal tonight shud b about 8.
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    Did u hear about the magic tractor?

    it went up the road and turned into a field



    its the way i tell 'em:D
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    police pulled over ulrika johnsonn earlier today...




    they found her masturbating with her mobile phone...




    although they think its not the 1st time she's had an erikson inside her...
    :rolleyes:
    batfink, May 10, 2002
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    the one on the tank :D
    helz, May 10, 2002
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    Get a traffic cone a socket and a wheelie bin know what u get?????




    A wheelie big bong
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  14. rachel

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    happy happy!! :)
    oh no i really aint gettin any of these jokes.....:confused: !!! xxx
    rachel, May 10, 2002
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    i thort it was E.T - the extra testicle :confused: :confused: :confused:
    bellini, May 10, 2002
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    extra terestrial!:( :rolleyes: :confused: :rolleyes: :( (if thats how u even spel it!)
    Karl51, May 11, 2002
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    dont worrie rachel there not that funny
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  18. Lil'Gem

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    MADE ME LAFF! SIMPLE THINGS FOR SIMPLE MIND I SIPPOSE!!!!!

    LUVED THE TRACTOR 1 COMEDOWN KID!
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