What your name really names

What your name really names

NOT ALL NAMES ARE LISTED!

> Aaron - ugly but has the best yumuka.
> Adam - cute, funny and needs a bath.
> Adrian - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
> Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
> Alex - cute and short but very open to corruption.
> Andy - boring but has a huge pecker.
> Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
> Anthony - great guy and kind to all girls, smells of weed.
> Arnold - loser.
> Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
> Barry - lights fires and pinches girls bottoms.
> Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games.
> Bob - quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
> Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
> Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
> Brendan - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
> Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
> Brian - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah he's
just
> a naughty boy.
> Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
> Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
> Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
> Bryce - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him within a
> week.
> Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
> Cameron - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
> Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
> Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American movies no
> real person has that name.
> Chris - can't pull, will pay for women, but has a huge pecker and can use
> it too.
> Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
> Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
> Clayton - very sweet and adores girls, but very superficial.
> Cole - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
> Con - lies to women and blows up public buildings.
> Cory - funny but ugly, ends up running fashion magazines.
> Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
> Cyril - well, Cyril.
> Dale - Charming , but sleeps with men.
> Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
> Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to narcotics.
> Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
> Daniel - enjoys root vegitables in every oraphis.
> David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named florence.
> Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed, stylish,
> trendsetter - i.e. a wanker.
> Dean - full of himself and thinks with his dick.
> Dennis - either very nice to girls or a faggot.
> Derek - has a great mummy, and blow-up doll collection.
> Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
> Don - dickhead.
> Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and warts.
> Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
> Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
> Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
> Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get 'cos he's an arsehole.
> Eric - shy.
> Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated.
> Evan - a little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
> Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
> Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
> Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
> Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
> Geoff - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
> George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
> Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth
> Graham - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
> Grant - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about anything.
> Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
> Haydn - tries hard.
> Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography (doesn't everybody!).
> Ian - really popular but thinks all the girls want him.
> Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
> Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
> Jeff - really ugly.
> Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
> Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
> Jermaine - ugly and makes girls puke.
> Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
> James - sweet, kind and always laughing.
> Jack - stupid but hot.
> Jimmy - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
> Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
> John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.
> Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
> Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
> Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
> Josh - full of himself, fun.
> Junior - hotty and totally good at football.
> Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
> Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
> Kevin - can never get a girlfriend.
> Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is worse.
> Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
> Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
> Kurt - can kick anyone's arse.
> Ky - see Kain.
> Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
> Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
> Laurey - short and funny looking.
> Leigh - girl dressed up as boy.
> Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and pubs.
> Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
> Louie - unconventional, wise and annoying.
> Lukarse - fat loser that dates other men.
> Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
> Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
> Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks, mouthy
> bastard though.
> Matt - the Fat Boy of the class, likes sweets and is full of shit.
> Mike - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl, which is
> totally sweet.
> Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
> Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel like he's there.
> Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary position
> though.
> Neil - sweet and will do anything in this world for you, great in bed.
> Oliver - likes men but is in denial.
> Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
> Owen - cute guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
> Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
> Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
> Peter - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
> Phillip - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
> Reagen - ...strange.
> Rhys - had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long time ago.
> Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
> Rikki - see above.
> Richard - cant stop wanking and has more wet dreams than anybody.
> Rob - tall and ugly...everybody hates him.
> Rodney - as wide as he is tall, as intelligent as he is unique.
> Ron - dresses like AFL footballer and likes to prance.
> Ross - total loser and computer genius.
> Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
> Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
> Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
> Sam - wannabe sex machine.
> Scott - has serious disabilities.
> Sean - has small testicles and no friends.
> Seth - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
> Simon - quiet and simple, talks bollocks.
> Shane - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
> Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweety in the world.
> Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
> Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
> Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies.
> Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is.
> Toby - bastard.
> Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
> Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
> Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
> Trevor - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
> Troy - cute and popular.
> Taylor - gay.
> Warren - cool, homosexual guy.
> Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
> Will - wishes he were popular.
> Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
> Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

soz girls, only got a list for blokes!

I'm sooooo bored, someone pls phone me up and pretend my house has blown up so I can fuck off work early. Thank u

built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.


hahaha, the last bit is soooo true and ina few years time so will the first part

Steve - popular and funny when looked at side-on.

hmmm.....totally true..... cos when u look at me side on you dont see me - just my nose!!! lol

if i was a boy i would be called Travis

theres never anyting 4 karl with a k n they've got Zahid 4 fooks sake!

> Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.


what!!! fook off!!!

Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.

handsome YES! gay NO!

John - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals.

ITS NOT TRUE!!
I HAVE 3 FRIEDNS!!!

i can c a unhappy giraffe!

Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.

THATS DEFFO ME!

what about killing small animals????? u ain't denying that

cool, calm and handsome. a quality only found in gays! hmm, the first three may be right, though im not sure about the last one!
cu all there on friday, which is gonna be the muttz nutz

lmfao, so I heard

well it's not the sort of thing to be unsure of really is it?

yeah that did kinda make me sound like a gay didnt it? gud job i have a girlfriend by which i can prove my now debatable sexuality! oops!!!!!1

Christian - very sexy and seductive...

my name has 2 A's in, but i'll go along with the one above.

Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight

WTF !!!! lol

cheers

Dave - extremely sexy, always funny, intelligent, good in bed, stylish,
> trendsetter - i.e. a wanker

the last part is true mefinx!!! hehehe

Re: What your name really names

lmao

Liam-everybodies favourite nonce and part time tramp