what a lovely day Come on get your lazy arse's outa bed it half nine on a lovely monday morning. Wake up smell the clean air and just think how wonderful it is to only have to wait 4 1/2 days till you are back in promise. Now come on get up and lets all be happy campers, apart from smart e we don't want him be become any camper otherwise he will be brian from Big Brother 2. And breathe and smile and breathe and smile and breathe and smile and now drink some coffee and have a banana.
Yes i am the funniest man alive. Apart from my uncle henry he's quite funny, but then there's aunt flo now she one funny old lady. This one time when i was very little she took my down to the beach and put me in a little dingy and pushed me into the water, she said it was to see if i realised that i forgot my paddle, which i did. Actually thats not really funny. Well this one time when we went to spain she told me we were playing hide and seek and she put me in a suitcase and i accidently ended up in peru ahh funny old anut flo thank god the bitch is dead.
Don't worry people i will be playing here on monday's and thursday for the next two weeks for VIP tickets please contact the management.
