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  1. little miss pink

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    the never ending story

    this is my idea how about we make a story, alll together and see how bizzare all of us put together really are itcan involve anything you want but it must be about a farm intended for children with alult humour involved, see what we can do


    one day one white cliff farm things seemed different there was a strange feeling in the air. farmer jack put on his wellies and went out to see what was going on..............:)
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    on the cliff he found his faithfull horse named Joe...
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    Eh?? your suggesting we write about children farms and adult humour in the same story?

    thats sick :eek:

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    lmfao!!!

    yeah tell them joe!!

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    Jack injected his faithfull joe with a large dose of ket, a glint in his eye as the sun slowly slipped below the horizon, with an evil laugh *muhahahahaha* Jack produces a large tub of lube from his jacket pocket ....
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    :eek: I thought i knew you well!!!!

    don;t encourage them, the sick fucks :mad:
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    :rolleyes: You should see the story we wrote in science when we were 11 :p
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    THIS IS TOTALLY INNOCENT I DONT MEAN ANY HARM ITS JUST I DONT WANT TO DO MY COLLEGE WORK MYSELF FORGET IT , IT WAS GETTING TOO VULGAR HOW ABOUT WE FORGET ABOUT THE CHILDRENS PART IN IT AND TOTALLY GO OVER TO TOP IT WILL BE FUN ....WONT IT?:confused: :D
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    shit i was only kidding....you mean you REALLY were suggesting we write child pornography?
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    no this is actually getting out of hand i want to have some adult humour in it like in shrek things that we get but children wouldnt like in the simpsons you know what i mean dont you i am not into that sort of thing at all it is your sick mind that has thought that up is there something you want to tell us all( joke) please can we write a story it will be fun pretty please...xxxxx you choose the theam is you prefere :D :) :p :rolleyes:
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    lol @ us! HOw to turn a continuing story into a political issue! :rolleyes:

    Ok, lets just have a go, we can try can't we! :D

    I just thought itd be fun! And you cant expect it not to be dirty ;) :p

    one day one white cliff farm things seemed different there was a strange feeling in the air. farmer jack put on his wellies and went out to see what was going on..............

    on the cliff he found his faithfull horse named Joe...


    Jack injected his faithfull joe with a large dose of ket, a glint in his eye as the sun slowly slipped below the horizon, with an evil laugh *muhahahahaha* Jack produces a large tub of lube from his jacket pocket ....
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    hahaha DON'T PANIC MRS PINK i was just kidding!

    old faithful winnied mournfully as it had been 20 minutes since his last hit, keeled over and was carried out of the building by the vet who...
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    Re: the never ending story

    Plus I didnt read this bit! lol, sorry :rolleyes:
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    .... the evil farmer shivered and shaked with excitment as he proceeded to oil his throbbing pork sward up, the horse was groaning and i think it was coming round you see this was a super clubbing horse who was used to caning it all the time one tiny dose of ket wasnt enough to keep this beast down for long, he staggered to his feet to catch the farmer frantically trying to regain a stiffy as he had just remembered the thought of....
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    ... thought *hes out for the count* and also had his wicked way, Joe the horse was rescued by the RSPDA (royal society for the protection and drugRehab of animals) who gave him a nice field and a never ending supply of ket substitue for the rest of his days, Back on the farm.....
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    We dont need to make a story its all being written as we go right now.
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    the RSPDA were investigating how Joe had become hooked on Ket, they discovered that a pig named Ernie had been selling drugs to the rest of the animals.....
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    You have no imagination :rolleyes:


















    :p
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    On investigation it was found that the animals regularly got together at an underground barn to sniff powders and grunt along to the chickens, who it appeared were the very best in the 'farmvocal' trance scene, the RSPDA saw it was all harmless and went back to birmingham, Back at the farmhouse farmer Jack and his mistress Glitter Angel cracked open the pink champagne, and greased up for another night of pig wrestling...
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    but to there horror, when they went for the pigs they found they were all loved up and just wanted to hug! Being very upset by this Jack went to find Ernie to...

    hmmm, will you people suggest Jack gets drugs or stops the dealing?!?!? Go on, surprise me!!! :D
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