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  1. psycaholic

    psycaholic Registered User

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    sounds familiar

    how many forum members does it take??


    how many forum members does it take to change a lightbulb?

    1 to change the light bulb

    1 to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

    53 to flame the spell checkers

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb"

    ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as anal-retentive

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    56 to email the moderators complaing about lightbulb posts

    109 to post that this section is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb section

    203 to demand that cross posting to hardware, off-topic, and lightbulb sections about changing light bulbs be stopped

    111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant

    306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URLs

    3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

    33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"

    4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ

    44 to ask what is a "FAQ"

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 new member to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
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  3. M.C.E

    M.C.E 1981-2013

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    Thats mint :lol:
  4. Alexander

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    that was shit
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    Mad4it Faster than a cannonball

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    IM EMAILING THE MODERATOR
  6. psycaholic

    psycaholic Registered User

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    psycaholic Registered User

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    just behind you he he
    is there anything you DO like alex cos you seem to have a chip about everthing

    c'mon lets all listen to the wise man and pay him the attention he deserves/craves :rolleyes:
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    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    id rather listen to xanda than you spewing on about bollox like this
  9. Alexander

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    its just bot mate, you gonna give people hearing aids, with your shit banter.
  10. psycaholic

    psycaholic Registered User

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    fair do's then mate just don't read what i write its as easy as that !
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    psycaholic Registered User

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    sorry oh masterful one i didnt realise you were the king of comadic posting seeing as you only ever post to say how crap other peoples posts are LOL
  12. Alexander

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    so you think your uber funny because you can copy and paste some shit speil about lightbulbs, why don't you just smear dogshit on your top lip so you can get a kiss off a dog:king:
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    chase Has geet 'S' on chest

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    how was i to know your thread was gonna be the biggest pile of donkey shit???? - had to read it to find out didnt i??
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    Ive tried that before its awesome
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    people - feel the love!!
  16. psycaholic

    psycaholic Registered User

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    just behind you he he
    i wouldn't use the uber title but its better than the moody mysterious (basicly borin' shitty) attitude towards other board users afterall it is a chat site and maybe a diffrence of opinion can be healthy sometimes eh!

    friends ? :love:
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    well i thought it was good :lol:
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    try a bit of your own medicine and dont read his posts. or any of the other posts you endlessly complain about you whinging moron.

    i've had you on ignore so i dont have to read your posts :D
  20. psycaholic

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    well if you havnt read my post how can you say i endlessly complain you freak :lol:
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    are you thick?

    you can view posts on ignore hence how i quoted you. back to the funny farm for you.

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