13 Years after its untimely demise in the 90’s Newcastle’s original eclectic electronic music night rises from the ashes once more to bring you 2 rooms of lactating beats and purile comedy straight from the udderground! Room 1 – The best of Rave from NOW! The best of rave from back in the day! BasslineRave,Dubstep,Wonky Tech/ 90’s Drum’N’Bass, old skool hardcore, newskoolbreaks, techno classics KANJI KINETIC-LIVE (Rag n Bone, Senseless Recs, Coin-Op, Mutant Bass) If Kanji Kinetic is a new name to you, THEN WAKE THE F**K UP! His music is a hyperactive mix of savage basslines, angry house, dirty techno, a healthy dash of grime influences, with a fat dollop of rave in there too, THAT NEEDS YOUR FULL ATTETNTION! Since his first major release in 2008 he has grabbed the attention of Mary Anne Hobbs & Drop The Lime with his fresh, energetic mix of rave-bass and has remixed for the like of Si-Begg, 16-Bit and Kid 606. GET IN! YOU’LL BE GLUED TO THE DANCEFLOOR! YOUR IN FOR A TREAT! Supported by original MILK THE COW DJS playing a mad mix of classics that defined the 90’s rave sound! DJ SMURF*JENNIFER GOVERNMENT*DJ UEP*REEWYND*PH1 M.C’s ChickenDada Peziloni Coalshed Room 2 –FILTH DIRTY DOG DISCO Comedy, spoken word and live wrong doing plus seedy DJ sets spinning Charity shop& carboot sale bargains/70’s&80’s filth/disco/italo/guilty pleasures MC GAFF E-(LIVE & DJ SET) Her colourful, original, wild and hallucinogenic performances leave you breathless and sweaty, just by watching them. Be transported to some freakishly queer and bizarre, deranged, dream-like world of trippy animals, sequins, eyebrow raising, vertical pelvic thrusts and a never-ending magic trunk of mad outfits combined with even madder songs. MC Gaff E is on a constant world tour and is currently working on her one woman rapping musical, which you will get the chance to delight at, coming hot on the heels of her performances at Glastonbury, Edinburgh Fringe, Bestival and Nevada’s Burning man. Not to be missed. Barry Fox - Poems, Pamphlets, Props and Pissing About Comedy spoken word, rants and radge décor from Newcastle’s finest surrealist DONSCHLONG DE MARCO FUNSIZE JONNY @THE GLOBE, RAILWAY STREET, NEWCASTLE, SATURDAY 24TH SEPTEMBER 10-3AM £7 ADVANCE TICKETS FROM http://www.wegottickets.com/event/130908 MORE ON THE DOOR COMPETITIONS AND OFFERS RELEASED ON OUR PAGE HERE:http://www.facebook.com/pages/Milk-the-Cow-Newcastle/101387306618956 A LIMITED AMOUNT OF DISCOUNT EARLY BIRD TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/130019 CONTACT US DIRECT WITH ANY QUERIES: MilktheCowNewcastle@yahoo.co.uk Milk the Cow was a much loved clubnight in the late 90's in Newcastle. Starting out life at Newcastle Arts Centre, the night quickly outgrew the venue and moved to a regular fortnightly slot at the legendary Rockshots club in Waterloo Street. Championing a diverse selection of underground music in 2 rooms, no 2 nights were ever the same at a time just before the big corporate highjack of the scene. Some of the people who played there,socialised there and some who were the subject of strong suggestions of behaviour modification from the legendary diplomatic corps on the door there, have went on to bigger things; setting up their own labels,clubnights and criminal empires with some notoriety. When Milk the Cow came to an end in 1998,the organisers,luminaries and rent-a-crowd went their seperate ways with some going on to produce infamous clubnights and events in the area such as Fuelled by Hate,Filth,Backlash etc which have left their mark on the scene whereas some decided to 'grow the fuck up',realising they'd shot their bolt to early with the persians and have spent the best part of the last decade shovelling liquified cerrebellum up their cochleas with their decrepit sub-gibbon wank talons, regretting every second of the onset of the earliest quarter-life crisis since Adrian Mole was mugged off by Pandora for being a proper poindexter and/or sucking major league corporate cock for baccy.Trustafarii in excelcius. People have asked us many times over the years to bring the night back, there's no particular reason why we've decided to do it now 13 years after the fact. It just feels right. What hasn't changed in this time is our shared love and passion for the music and we'll put as much of that into this as we ever have. As you're all aware Rockshots is sadly not with us anymore and is now just another set of homogeonous MDF identikit hellholes which have afflicted our fair city since the turn of the millenium. We've decided to get as close as we can geographically with a venue that has a similar vibe to 'Shots in 'The Globe' just off Scotswood Road. What swung it for us in all honesty is the fact they've got a quality bugle terrace upstairs for talking shite in like a proper daftys kitchen in Elswick. See you there.Lets kick the fucking lips off it.
