random or just stoopid!!!

random or just stoopid!!!

bloody crazy!

i went to a 21st last nite, my friend from the cycling club and i went to school with her,
well.......it was at the posh restaurant with ball room etc.....and as the night progressed- gettin very drunk!
i took a shine to a foot high statue and carried it into the taxi with me!
being such a light weight and and intoxicated took it all the way to my cousins house, its fookin well heavy!

woke up this morning in my cousins bed (he was not there thank god) and realised what i had done, giggling to myself but then on a serious note it looks quite expensive to.......oooops!

whats the best thing you have ever stolen? (or to be fair "borrowed")?????????

i also saw a girl i used to go with at school.......she is so gorgeous now, got her number and told her to keep in touch....class!!! sorry just had to tell you that!

LOL! so what ya gonna do with the statue thingy then?

best thing ive ever stolen????
hmmmm.........so many! u know the score!

p.s. dont steal gatecrahser posters off the walls in high streets
u get done by the fukin cops "SEND A HELICOPTER"

FUCK

not sure wot im gonna do with it???? its on my window sill at tho mo, hid it from my parents he he!

yeah kermit no crasher posters,or i'll call 4 a van and book ya!

how you doin man? me hung ova

im cool as always!!!

go on msn dude
me n dave r havin bum love!!!!

ahh yes me forgots u is quite a robin hood isnt u!!! tsk tsk! hehehe

ive never stolen anyfink cos am good

me want sum lovin!!!!

Re: random or just stoopid!!!

We stole a original Preston North End photo from years ago which was framed and hanging outside the boardroom when we had our Uni leavers ball at their ground last month.

Lasses underwear after a one night stand.

i've never stolen anything, stealing is illegal dontcha' know!

i'm a good law abiding citizen

What about that big fuk off bin in your flat

i like to steal various animals that roam the streets. My house is getting rather conjested

Though i am willing to do a clear out sale:

Rabbits = £5 (i have 7 to sell)
Cats = £10 (i have 55 to sell)
Dogs = £30 (i have 110 to sell)
Camels = £55 (i have 2 to sell)
Polar bear = £300 (they r rare, i have only 1)

PM me if ur interested!

ahem! that was down to the actions of an intoxicated maccam who goes by the name robbie!

although not sure if you've been back since, there is a now nearly a full set of roadworks in the front room we actually closed half of shortridge terrace one day with them lol!

When did that happen?

si and robbie did it on the last day before they moved out!! had to get rid of all the signs before the landlord came round to inspect!

is si living with robbie next year?

yeah got a 6 bedroom house in heaton with a few others... this thread gone a bit off track i thinks!

well it does say random in the title

Road signs and barriers etc are all very well and good but when very drunk one night me and my mate neil went one better than that. Yep we went and nicked a bloody set of traffic lights. Heres the story.

We were wondering back at about 1am from a good session in the pub followed by a few more beers at the indians (plus a couple of cheema naans ). Neil always seems to get a souvenier from a night out and about halfway back he decided he was gonna have this set of temporary traffic lights. They were fukkin massive and mega heavy as well and attached to this stand and by some big thick wires to some power generator. Ive no idea why but i decided to go home and get my car, drove (carefully) to neils house, got a pair of hedge clippers, drove back to the traffic lights, cut the wires and launched the traffic lights in the boot. Then we drove to neils and dumped it in his room and i went home. He was more drunk than me and says he woke up the next morning, saw a 3ft high set of traffic lights placed neatly in the corner of his room, and couldnt remember how the got there.



This was two years ago and hes still got them. I hadnt drunk drove b4 and i havent since. We keep intending to wire them up so they work but we dont know how. I think my brother could do it so i should get him on the case.

Liar!! we've stolen many a things from big dave...rmemba the game!!!

However, I still seem to have quite a collection!!

well done sparky son!! expensive things are the best things to steal!! the next best step...is to sell it on to some mug for a fortune!!