Podium bunnies ahoy! whilst chillin' in a corner at the Sundiss 4th birthday (yes it was tops, thanks) I couldn't help but ponder this little fact... why do only shite dancers get up on the podiums in clubs? for example, sundiss stars included the plump charver in pink hotpants who though she was a lapdancer, though she would prob have crushed any customers unwise enough to purchase her services, a crap cyber who was guiding in invisible aircraft and a very camp gimp in a top so cropped it was basically a choker! what gans on people? do the cool dancers prefer to lurk round the sides being tremendous or are the podiums of clubland cursed? hhhmmmmm... ...
lmao!!! ive never noticed but im gunna make a note 2 have a look in future!! hahaha!! grrrr i wish i wen2 ss!!
'twas tops! rob tiss and eddie haliwell doing the last hour together - blisss! lab4 too scary though! v messy afters as well - esp the smart one dancing in the street! hehehehe..ask magic paul
yeah every1 i spoke 2 said it was absolutely mint!! hehehe smartE dancin in da street.. now why doesnt that suprise me?!
bless 'im indeed. a good time was had by all... so come on people, is it just n=me or are podium dancers really crap?
lol nothing is more funny than jane running up to you pointing out the biggest twat in club and proceeding to rip the piss out of him/her for the next 30 mins, lol... I was just about to get up on the podium too... thank fook I never! Snarf it was soooo much better than NYD!
*giggles* I just remember hearing the words 'fat!' 'pink!' 'slapper!' Was well funny to watch tho...hours of entertainment... Princess...u know u'd be bored if these poor souls didn't degrade themselves in this way...I'm telling u, hours of entertainment!!!
Best night EVA!!! Ooo how I luv my memorys... Last hour...*bows down* Lab 4 were fantabulous...complete nutters!!! Gutted I missed smart man's street dancing...was my own fault tho!
i'm beginning to think god has created these people specially for my amusement, or perhaps the club hires them? can u imagine Madders at the job centre going 'Roight, I want three random fat birds, two charvas in jesters hats and a sweaty man with glow sticks please, minimum wage, plus the chance to shag me'!!! that reminds me, why do charvas always wear jester hats and inflatable cowboy hats to clubs? where do they get them from? has anyone seen a shop selling these sort of hats? do they issue them on the door or something? grgggrrr
why fu-fu, where were you? *innocent wide eyed look* you should have hit the podium smart-e, i would have paid to see that, 'specially if you took ya shirt off! *swoon, thump*
they get them from the same place as the granda hats and hooped jumpers i believe, not that i would know (of course)
I'm a big girl I know talking about drugs isn't big or clever! I'm going to have to go soon, Smart-e is talking about his cropped cyberdog top and i'm getting a bit, erm, overcome *blushes gracefully*
