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  1. Lulu

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    Please can any1 help me?

    my friend at work is getting me a massive millies cookie for my birthday but i cant decide what i want written on it.....

    ..i wanted her to get random swear words all over it

    example: F*CK, C*NT, BOLL***S, SMEG HEAD etc. but she wont go into the shop and ask for it/she doesnt think they'll do it



    SO WHAT CAN I GET ON IT
    Lulu, Feb 24, 2005
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    product may contain traces of nut.
    batfink, Feb 24, 2005
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  4. Lulu

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    ha ha thats canny good:lol:



    more suggestions please
    Lulu, Feb 24, 2005
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    dont eat me your fat enough... give me to a friend :D;)
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  6. Lulu

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    wouldnt work i'm skinny and most of my friends are on a diet
    Lulu, Feb 24, 2005
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  7. Lulu

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    should i just get SMEG HEAD in massive letters?
    Lulu, Feb 24, 2005
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    Smeeeeeeg Heeeeeeeeeeeeead is always funny :up:
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    Re: Please can any1 help me?

    Hash. :chill: :p :D
    dodgy, Feb 24, 2005
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  10. Lulu

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    Re: Re: Please can any1 help me?


    i dont do hash....

    ..but i was thinking i might get....


    EEEEEEEEEEEE'S ARE GOOD
    Lulu, Feb 24, 2005
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    Will be a bit crunchy like...

    How's about shroom cookie? :groovy: :D
    dodgy, Feb 25, 2005
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  12. Lulu

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Please can any1 help me?


    ERRR YAK!!!! no shrooms ta,

    i might if it was pill cookie but the thought of the taste is making me skin crawl now

    Coke - make my mouth go numb

    PLEASE MORE SUGGESTIONS, I ONLY HAVE TILL MONDAY MORNING TO DECIDE
    Lulu, Feb 25, 2005
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  13. Lulu

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    help, clockk is ticking


    tick tock tick tock

    budum budum buddly bum boooooooo (in a countdown fashion)
    Lulu, Feb 26, 2005
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  14. Lulu

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    ah cacka yes u did suggest, dodgy


    oh well more please
    Lulu, Feb 26, 2005
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    Either:

    a) dollops of brown icing put on the top of the cookie to look like little dog turds - no-one else will want to touch it so you could have it all to yourself... :p

    b) "This is going in my mouth, I'm going to lick it, nibble it, bite it, and I will swallow" wrote on it :D

    or c) gin. :)
    dodgy, Feb 26, 2005
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    ANSWERS
    a) they arent creative enough to be able to mimick what a turd looks like at cookie jar

    b) not enough room to fit all those words and still be able to read what it says

    c) why gin???? Gin is a god awful substance and i dont do alcohol...

    NEXT
    Lulu, Feb 27, 2005
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    I'm thinking i would like a VW sign now, a massive VW cookie, that would be mint!
    Lulu, Feb 27, 2005
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    Get on it "who nicked my stash" will get ppl thinkin :D
    shotton, Feb 27, 2005
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    Tch, you try and help someone... :rolleyes: :lol:
    dodgy, Feb 27, 2005
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  20. Earl Grey

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    hugging trees , if you dont like it , fuck off , i
    cant have any drug referenses on it as she's a wimp who's to clean cut..

    as 4 writing,whw give's a fuck,al scran it when she gets in
    Earl Grey, Feb 27, 2005
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    hugging trees , if you dont like it , fuck off , i
    or you could have 'im famous,i was in Mad Max2 as the fugal kid'
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