only in the west end could this happen lmfao http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/...objectid=19145575&siteid=50081-name_page.html the words thick as two short planks springs to mind these will be on jeremy kyle in a couple of months
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Bride's big day hellMay 21 2007 By Alastair Craig, The Evening Chronicle As dream weddings go, this was a nightmare. Julie and Kevin Magneron have suffered an almighty matrimonial mess. It all went horribly wrong from the hen night to the honeymoon that never was. The lovebirds, of Pendower Way, Benwell, Newcastle, had booked a lavish ceremony at Newcastle's Civic Centre. However, the storm clouds began to gather a week earlier at Julie's hen party when her 10 mates stood her up. Story continues ADVERTISEMENT A last night of freedom was planned at Newcastle's Bigg Market bars but she was left alone when no-one showed. Julie, 35, said: "My so-called friends have told me they were tired, ill or had no money. But they didn't bother to let me know." Kevin, 53, also had a quiet night after calling off his own stag do to keep his blushing bride-to-be company. The not-so-happy couple, who have a two-year-old child, and nine others by previous partners, started preparing for the big day. The morning came but the car didn't, at least not the ribboned one they asked for. And Kevin couldn't find the expensive tie he had bought especially for the occasion. Incredibly, they arrived early for their 11am ceremony. They needn't have bothered. The registrar gave them a big thumbs down when Kevin forgot his divorce papers to prove he was no longer married. A desperate dash to his ex-wife's home in Fenham to collect copies became a three-hour wild goose chase. Kevin said: "The papers weren't there. They were at my ex-wife's boyfriend's house in South Shields. He said he'd go and get them and rush back to the Civic Centre. But he couldn't find them and then got stuck in traffic. It was three hours before he turned up with them." It was touch and go whether the couple would get married at all but a later slot became available and a tearful Julie withdrew threats to call the whole thing off. At the ceremony the bride's side of the room was light on numbers. Her mum, brother, sister and children hadn't turned up. Surely the newlyweds, together for four years, could salvage something at their wedding reception? It started well with friends and family enjoying a disco at Benwell's Catholic Club. Until it was time to cut the cake. Bungling caterers had iced the wrong name, piping `Congratulations, Julie and John'. "The cake was beautiful," said Julie. "But I wasn't marrying John! Most of it went straight in the bin." After a long day there was still time for a family brawl, a visit from the police and a cancelled honeymoon. "We all went back to our house afterwards to continue the party but it ended up in a fight," said Kevin. "My nieces were causing trouble so Julie called the police. The whole house was trashed. "We'd planned to go away to Blackpool afterwards but we couldn't face it. We're going to wait a while and let the dust settle. They say that bad luck comes in threes." New bride Julie added: "I knew it was all going to go wrong, I just knew. I should have said after the hen night: `We need to call this off'."
thats a mighty, mighty bout of bad luck that. hahahhaa. it was worth all the trouble in the end then. night on the bigg market eh? classy.
maybe someone was trying to tell them something......actually looks like friends, family and even their own children were trying to tell them something!!
