OLAH from benidorm

OLAH from benidorm

Hallow kiddas! im reportin from benidorm where sum blokes let uz use his time in sum internet cafe 4 2 euros givin me 1.15 hrs it is stormin here n i found out matty hardwick is a regurlar to these parts along side graham gold. heres to my return in time for pario poo. ADIOS AMIGOS

Ya enjoyin it M8y?

Been to any decent nites over there?

Better av been gettin suitably messy or i'll be dissapointed in ya!

*spud wishes he could go abroad for cheap drinks!*

u no its actually been really crap, i got beat at super punch out to sum lil charv by 4 points n me lil bro nearly beat uz! come on peepz, show sum support. its beer boy heaven out here yet ive made no m8s while ive been here. just been watchin drag queen stand ups etc. this place is killin uz. spud i saw ur online at the mo, reply now u sod and any1 else that feels sorry 4 me.

oh u did reply, nevwer mind this place wud b much betta if i was wif m8s but cos im wif the parents its just another spin off of kevin n perry really

I feel sorry for u geeza, if its of any consolation, i ve left Newcastle, n am stuck with no money, n not many clubbin mates, in London

feelin 4 ya m8 makes me realise this is only temporary innit

cheers mate, well hopefully apart from location, which aint bad really, the others should get better over next month... just gonna be a long borin month i reckons...

well im off 4 sum kip now kids as its nearly 2 o clock 4 me now way past me bed time! let uz no how good the judge is this weekend, TA TA

hang in there remember eye of the tiger adios

ps
if ur still usin msn ill talk 2 ya wen i get bak

Lol... i can imagine - sounds painful M8...

Ive heard there's meant 2 be sum alrite places in benidorm, but i suppose if ya aint with anyone who wants to go...
unlucky...

Just have to make up 4 it when ya come back to promise!

HOLA! Que Pasa hombre??

Best phrase to learn while you're in Benidorm:

Cuarto Libre con queso y patatas fritas grandes y batido de chocolate grande por favor!


But say it in McDonalds only !!
(Quarter pounder with large fries and large chocolate milk shake!)


Best clubs to visit are on the outskirts - I know cos I used to live and work there! Try Space or KM they are out of town, but go on till 11am

More useful phrases:

Botella de agua (bottle of water) pronounced "bot-tel-ya d'agua"
mas hiello (more ice) pronounced "mas yellow"
donde mi cama es? (where's my bed) "don-day me camma ess"
una cana (a pint of larger) "una can-ya"
cuanto? (how much?) "quan-toe"
Quien comio todos los pasteles? (who ate all the pies?) "key-en co-mi-o toe-does los past-el-les"

all u need to know how to say over there is

gis a pint and......

wots the score mate

find out what they mean in spanish and ure in buisness.

Una Cana por favor ( I said this, didnt I?)

Amigo, qué la cuenta?

u have now!!!!!

Re: OLAH from benidorm

cyberted is in benidorm and says to tell you he is going to see matt hardwick on friday me finks so you can have a lil promise meet up in benidorm ha ha!

Re: OLAH from benidorm

hope ur having a wicked time!!

ah me just got back matt was fookin awesome was a messsy nite as well ravemonkey didnt c u so presume u didnt go to see matt!!

was full off beer boy nobbers but for one week i was one of them hahaha!! the fookin square is worse than the bigg market i tell ya!!

my monkey app there was a pacha benidorm but didnt c it where bouts is that located???

yeah saw it flyered all over but cudnt find the soddin place didnt make it 4 matty, actually i was lucky to make it to the square, had to drag me bro to there never mind a proper club never mind, hope u enjoyed urself

fuck me how drunk was i wen i made this thread PARIO POO??