obscure news story no 4

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    obscure news story no 4

    Teenager finds bat asleep in bra

    A teenager who thought movement in her underwear was caused by her vibrating mobile phone found a bat curled up asleep in her bra.
    Abbie Hawkins, 19, of Norwich, had been wearing the bra for five hours when she plucked up the courage to investigate.
    When she did, she found a baby bat in padding in her 34FF bra. The hotel receptionist said she was shocked but felt bad for removing the "cuddly" bat. "It looked cosy and comfortable and I was sorry for disturbing it," she said.
    She was sitting at her desk at work when she decided to investigate the strange movements in her underwear.
    "I put my hand down my bra and pulled out a cuddly little bat.
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    Better than finding spiders in the cobwebs in her knickers....
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    she was stunning as well. fucking huge tits, nee wonder the bat chose her
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    so she normally keeps her mobile inbetween her tits... strange cunt

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