My dogs bollocks

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  1. Lulu

    Lulu Registered User

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    My dogs bollocks

    My dogs bollocks have been cut off today and so i am staying in tonight to nurse him back to full health.

    Is anyone else staying in for a ridiculous reason?
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    ur full of shite, ur a loner. :D haha
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    you bastard that dog will hate u forever no more shaggin for him:( :( :( :(

    did u enjoy ya free ice cream???????????/
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    she ate 2.
    greed, utter greed.
  6. Lulu

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    I did, i had 2!!! I got a 99 with a flake and monkeys blood!!!

    yum yum!!!

    What you on about, the dog never got a shag so he will be greatful i have done it as he will not have thoughts and urges that he cant control....his little head was all over the place before hand!
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Do they actually cut there bollocks off???
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    Den no, seriously.

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    Can't believe you cut his knackers off thats pmt for you.

    Im staying in to paint a wall or two, now thats a ridiculous reason.
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    either on a messenger of death or a naval base
    im staying in coz i hav no friends
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    bella It's the mega bitch!!!!

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    They slice the ball sack and squeeze the balls out I think, that's what they do with piglets anyway
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Glad my dog doesnt hump anything then, he doesnt even know what its all about
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Stops them being horny though doesnt it, I know I wouldnt fancy a legover if I had no balls
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    it calms em down too. Less testosterone.

    cut your balls off I bet you would be calmer too!:lol:
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    I have no idea why people do this to dogs, well out of order.
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    Earl Grey time for tea

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    removing their knackers increases a dogs life expectancy and also prevents some massive health problems in dogs major health problems.

    Floyd doesnt hump anything, but he's fucking wild!!!!
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    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    really?might have to read up about it then, my staff seems to have everything wrong with him, hes had allergy tests this week and is allergic to fucking house dust, among other things, has to have a course of injections every year for the rest of his life, glad the fuckers insured
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    my staff has hayfever type symptoms but were not sure if it's dust or grass she's allergic too....it's dead common....she just gets cooling tablets and it seems to calm all of her irritations unless she's suffering badly, in which case she gets a shower with some lovely shampoo the vet gave me
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    Same reason women would do it to men if they could!
  19. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    He had an allergy test this week which cost 400 and odd quid, 27 needles or something bless him, hes allergic to dust and certain types of grass and pollen, the injections are over so many weeks so we have to administer them ourselves, hes worth it though if it stops him itching his lugs till they bleed lol
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    Hate to tell you this, my staff is the same with the itching and biting, it cost my vet 25.00GBP to tell me that
  21. LeeTheMackem

    LeeTheMackem Lets Cacky Tash Him

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    Insurance is paying for it, theyre paying for his injections aswell, no skin of my nose lol

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