my birthday :)

my birthday

as some of you are aware my birthday is on 2nd of april yaay

as i won't be here *i is seeking my 3 monthly hot weather in miami fix* then i will want to be celebrating soon, and seeing as i am BACK IN THE CLUBBING STATE OF MIND (whatever next) i will be partying in the next 2 weeks before i leave

i have a few options, let me know what you think

one option may only apply to the select few that know what happened last year hahaha

Ah helz u have to take over the world and drink tons broo!! tis what i want to do for my 21st!!

but last year was so much fun

me messy mike al and mark went to a posh restront on the quayside and had a massoof fight wif the managers n they was gonna call the police n everyfing....so we ran away n they chased us doon the street

the manager was sooooo a cokehead...he flicked a fag in me face n blew smoke in messy;s eye

ah well saved me a big bill hahaha

we have to sooo do sumat memorable like that again innit

lmao!! ummm sounds like something i want to be part of!! haha!!

so drink tons or 1 can in my case of broo before hand??

i had a family house party 2...in one corner was me nan wearing my furry boots

in the other corner was me uncle shouting WHISTLE POSSEEE, finkin he was ded in with clubber speak and asking me if i took speed lol

(thats why i missed house party off the list

oooooh i luv birthdays

oooooh who voted salvia????

i wanna go rumplestilskins again n shout at that coke head n walk out without payin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

innit...shall we do that and promise

5 champagne cocktails
3 pizza 2 steaks
2 garlic breads and 3 bottles of wine later

yep lets do that

who else wants to join us this year....lets go for at least a 400 quid bill this year hahahahah

wanker...i'd be suprised if he still in business

then we go to that free pub that gav us lemons

HEHEH HE WAS SO UP HIMSELF""""
HOORAH TO MARK FOR TOTALLY SHOCKIN ME N GOIN AT HIM HAMMER N TONGUE!

oiii i did the best speach of the night....but mark was good too

I cant believe another year has gone past already Scary! I think we should all climb out the bathroom window and run away!

hahaha nicole...i actually did that on my 15th birthday

my mate kristen was grounded n we were going to judgement day so we climbed outta her bathrom window n got totally bollocked

that might be fun but where we gonna go after?

shall we just sod the vote and do them all + climing out of a window

*looks up shyly*

I voted salvey

joe...have u heard our tales of it b4?

we should wear bonnets/ blow trumpets and be the salvia-ation army

we could do a soup run outside promise filled with special sage hahaha

lol long as I'm front of the run

I'm going to grow my own salvia plant dontcha know? I ordered the seeds ages ago... they still aint come

i wouldnt waste your time for a few reasons

a. it will grow promisingly then DIE for no reason...bit like sea monkeys

b. its hard to get anything from standard leaf...cus u have to get it in u quick and not have to fumble round with bongs trying to get more...u gotta lie back n enjoy it so u may aswell pay for the 5X or 10X extract

c. everything the 24 page manual says...BELEIVE!! or ask me and messy lol

anyway, back to birthday...the only fridays i have is thos one and next...is anyone going out next friday too? cus this friday is too close to feel like a birthday |(cus it aint till 2nd of april)

it was them bastard bellini cocktails!

they bring out the bellini in me!

i think they also made up 75% of the bill

u and your flamin champagne cocktails...sheeesh

how many candles will you have on your cake this year?

well i think i had 5 last year :S

don't think i will have a cake cus im not gonna be here

poor me...but it should be 22