My birthday present off roz :)

My birthday present off roz

as u might (or might not) know its my birthday 2moro, and rozza-jayne has just gave me a prezzie, and its well class!!!

its a UV belly bar, and its pink and other colours and the top is a little star shaped pink and other colour type thing, its actually quite hard to describe, but ask me nicley on friday and i'll show you it

p.s. i got a mint pink glittery card with "love you lots" on it!!!

have u got out planned for your birthday?? you should wear all pink to celebrate it!

i usually do that anyway!!

my mates were talking bout going for a drink 2moro night, and ive been to promoise, lost vs vuzz, sunny d and a few more promises to celebrate it, oh, and crasher aswell, but im meant to be working 1-9 2moro, which is shite coz im guna miss all my bday, so im off to the docs now to convince them im not well enough to work, wish me luck

good luck honey. if u need any tips on blagging the doc for a sick note, i'm your man! (plenty of practice)

Ive been on the sick for 9 weeks now and theres still no sign of me goin back yet.

Live the dream, u to can have months off work!!!

i'd still be off now if i didn't have to pay the mortgage!!!

hope your boss does'nt come on this msg board

ha ha ha ha ha, just got back from the doc's and i now have 2 weeks off on the sick, paid, and she back dated my sick note til last week too, so thats 3 weeks getting paid for dsoing nowt, sweet as fuck!!!

I doubt it, the old cows probly never heard of Promise.

She only goes to clubs which provide a buffet and tea dance on a sunday

u should have just rang in sick these mcdonalds managers are thick as fook

How did you find out about my weekend activities?

so she's a regular at sunny d then

u sure u'll get paid for ur time off kez? just that u aint been there that long and most employers don't pay if u've done less than 3-6 months.

don't wanna rain on ur sunshine but just thought i'd check.

i dont work at mc donalds

lucky sod, wish i could get some time off work

oh whoops i don't work anyway

i will be soon

it was a joke kerry

i used to work there tho, for about 2 weeks, it was crap!!!!

glad the docs worked out 4 u...are u actually sick or did u have to bribe the doc?

LMFAO hmmmmmmm good luck mate

Its better when ya on the sick like but u get bored as fuck even on the net - is good shit when ya get a 2 week sick note and change the 2 to a 12

Now thats usin ya noggin