Morrisons by night

Morrisons by night

Last night at my work, we were the victims of some organised crime!!!


First off some random guy was waiting by the staff door around 4am, a lorry drove past with deliveries, they have to wait till they are let into the gates to unload. Meanwhile the random guy stood at the staff door, walks up to the delivery driver and asks for a light and says: 'i've been waiting ages to get in to start my nightshift, can i sit in your cab to keep warm until they open the doors?' The driver said 'ok'

A few minutes later the gates were open and they drove in, the warehouse guy, which to be perfectly honest is understandable thought that the random guy was also a delivery driver, so let them both into the shop, the random guy proceeds to say to the warehouse guy: 'i'm gonna go to the toilet, i know where it is don't worry, be right back'

So off the random guy goes onto the shop floor, baring in mind pretty much all night shift are upstairs having there break at this time, so the random guy proceeds to the checkouts, steals every single rzor blade of all the checkouts, and we are talking mach 3 turbos, mach 3's, gilette fusions here basically alot of moneys worth, then runs out the fire exits with all them.

Pretty confident thieving imo, must of been organised.

Aye, proper Mafia shit that like.

I thought he was gonna rob the safe or something.

I was expecting shotguns and balls gags... not mach 3's and sensor excels

yeah i suppose, but come on mach 3 and fusion, 24 checkouts probs about £200's worth on each checkout, thats like nearly £5000, not bad really.

And if you think about its clever choosing something small, light and expensive.

He got away, but it was a close shave!

Oh Dear

my first ever part time job when 17 was for currys on the silverlink


and one day i got pissed off and sneaked out 10 mins early, about 2 mins later the place was armed robbed to fuck and all the other staff were knocked about

apparently one of the lads pissed himself lmfao

thats mint

Don't lie, it was you really!

this is oldskool silverlink, when currys was in the building that i think some sports shop is in now (jjb??)

there was a security guard, and one of the currys staff hit a panic button under the counter,

dumb security gaurd runs out and puts up loads of bollards on the entrace road so they cant escape in the car.

what makes it even more comical is this means the polcie cant get in

i was told the robbers were in the shop watching the coppers trying to get past the bollards in the cars
they had grabbed most of the VCRs on a big table by the entrance to the store and shoved them in a car, these VCR`s were all "managers specials" IE: returned matsui shite that never worked, and the instore enginners had butcherd back together to flog on


complete and utter farce

Is there nothing more expensive than that to nick? :spangled:

i met one of the "robbers" at a skanky afters party a few years later.

Razor blades are the thing theives go for like, pound for pound they're the best thing to get.

they panicked and grabbed what was closest to the doors, one of them "forced" a manager to go up stairs with the line

"i want your fucken most expensive hifi"

the manager, who TBF used to be a bit of a roid weightlifter freak, and did not want to take the shit, gave him some cheapo hifi in a big box, and told him to fuck off, then got clobberd

yeah your right easy to sell, easy to carry and very expensive