Money for Testing

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  1. Small Paul

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    Money for Testing

    I've heard that you can get your toe cut off and put back on for money at the hospital and other similar tests...

    Is this true?? If so can anyone shed anylight where you can get it done...
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  3. M.C.E

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    Please tell me you aren't fucking considering it? :eek:

    like shite would I :down:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: thats total insanity
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    Re: Money for Testing

    just sell your arse to dirty old men

    it will probably hurt a lot less than having your toe cut off.

    what a stupid fucking question that is- this is England not North Korea
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    Re: Money for Testing

    that's bollocks.

    Although there are a load of companies set up that you can apply to for medical tests. They do research for pharmaceutical companies, and pay between £20-£100 depending on the test.

    Look it up on google, there's loads of them around.
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  8. Small Paul

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    Re: Re: Money for Testing

    :lol:

    desperate times
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    Your telling me. How long they let you out for then?
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    Re: Re: Money for Testing

    For that money you might aswell sell your sperm. Easier, slightly cleaner and you get free porn.
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    I heard you get thousands for going through 4 weeks of medical testing or something. My m8 was wanting to do it.

    I wouldn't let someone cut my toe off though. What would anyone gain from that?
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    more space in ya shoe to wiggle what toes you've got left?
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    Re: Money for Testing


    You gotta be on drugs to get that done. Unless your toe is green
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    Mr.B.ThatsMe 'yi raji puff

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    If I ever find that my toe is rotting, I'll let them chop it off then run off with the money before they get a chance to stitch it back on.

    Easy money.
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    There's loads.















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    what a clown

    :lol:
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    There are medical training centres out there that do this.

    andy > they don't TAKE your toe :lol:

    As for medical testing, I know a guy from my degree who got a grand for a week long observational testing, playing Playstation and pool in a hospital in London... Not bad if your desperate..
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    :lol: this thread is nearly as amusing as the 'Cameron' one


    Good work!:king:

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