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  1. Leon

    Leon Non Board Moderator

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    Memo!

    I acquired this memo from work tonight that was delivered to the 104 new 'ethnic' members of staff my company has decided to hire.

    > Serious misuse of toilet facilities, and defacement:

    Excrement covering toilet bowls, seats, toilet lids and walls.

    Nose mucus on walls on above urinals.

    Semen being found over toilet seats and floors.

    > Tea points and work areas:

    Used sanitary towls behind water coolers

    Thermal cups full of vomit in cupboards

    Cultural differences:

    Certain cultures are using running water to clean themselves after they have used the toilets, which is causing embarrassment for other members of staff. There are disabled toilets which can be used for more privacy.

    DIRTY FUCKING BASTARDS!!
    Leon, May 26, 2006
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    surely your shitting us :lol:
    Lee, May 26, 2006
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    Re: Memo!

    also forgot to mention the sign on the toilet door in their office,

    '' If anyone requires toilet training please report to your line manager''
    Leon, May 26, 2006
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    honestly this no joke, !!

    am taking latex gloves in with me on tuesday
    Leon, May 26, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: when i worked for nissan someone shat themselves while they were waiting for someone to come out of the toilet :lol: poor lad.
    Lee, May 26, 2006
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    The scary thing is though these people clearly do not know to use the toilet!!
    Leon, May 26, 2006
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    do they wipe their arse with one hand then wipe it on the wall :lol:
    Lee, May 26, 2006
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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Memo!

    I think this may be the problem!
    Leon, May 27, 2006
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    They are in a seperate part of the building to the rest of the twilight staff,
    Leon, May 27, 2006
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    Id shoot all the dirty buggers me
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    :lol: :lol: and they want nuclear technology ? give them bog roll first, we'll see how they pick that up
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    where the fuck is is you work anyway like windy, the fucking pakistani embassy or something?
    Wor Jackie, May 27, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
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    dont them buggers eat with one hand and wipe theyre arse with the other or something. id chop theyre fucking hands off me
    Wor Jackie, May 27, 2006
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    Re: Re: Memo!

    cant say, but if they weren't so fucking useless and actually used the HR department to hire staff with the min. requirments for the job, instead of using addecco to send us all the staff that cant get employed anywhere else

    I swear down they sacked shit loads of them cause the couldnt count, or speak english!!!!!
    Leon, May 27, 2006
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    :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

    He'd have to kill you if you knew :eek:
    M.C.E, May 27, 2006
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    Re: Re: Re: Memo!

    its not the rpa is it? paula told me a similar story the other day and posted it here :lol:
    Smog, May 27, 2006
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    Yep thats the place,!!:(
    Leon, May 27, 2006
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    Yep, that got said in the agency staff meeting on fri didn't it.

    Which bit do you work in?
    xPx, May 28, 2006
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    The non-agency staff clean part, susan storeys team!
    Leon, May 28, 2006
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