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    Limerick Thread

    Here's an idea (shamelessly nicked from another forum).

    The idea is to make a limerick up. Each poster makes up, and posts the next line following the classic limerick structure, ie five lines, lines 1,2 and 5 to rhyme with each other, lines 3 and 4 to rhyme with each other.

    Whoever posts the last line to complete the limerick can also post the first line to start the next one.

    Dont fuck it up guys, This can turn out funny!

    I'll start the first one:

    There was an old man with one leg.
    Anderzz, Aug 1, 2007
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    which he swapped for a peg
    JIMI, Aug 1, 2007
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    The peg made a thud
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    and he hit anderz with a fucking big thud
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    fix that line ya dumbass lol.
    Anderzz, Aug 1, 2007
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    NEW ONE

    There was a young man from the toon...
    Carson, Aug 1, 2007
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    who turned his underpants broon
    Anderzz, Aug 1, 2007
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    he shat in his kegs
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    and it ran down his legs
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    Now hes got the torso of a cloown
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    Its funny how Jimi has no idea how a limerick works. Even after its explained in the op.

    nevermind this is gonna be a shit thread anyway lol
    Anderzz, Aug 2, 2007
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    Who cud touch his arse with his bellend
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    When Peter tried the same..
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    There once was a guy from hongkong
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    Who had one hell of a schlong
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