Lewd act in Promise!!!!!! Lewd act in promise!!!!! Last night was very bizarre to say the least, did anyone see two over excited clubbers participating in a tommy tank in the seating area near the toilets!!!!!! Me and my mates did and it nearly made me barf, there was rapid hand movements under this lads shirt, what the fark it was like a live sex show. Hope this isnt a regular event every friday, nevermind we certainly pissed ourselves!!!
EEEEEEEEEUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH, thats sick!! Could they not wait till they got home or sumfin!!
It was a couple but they werent the most attractive pair iv laid my eyes on, they unfortunately left a deposit on the seat that resembled coconut juice! I tried to warn people of the danger but after a while people sat down on the infected area before i could warn them. Nevermind try explaining how those stains got on yer clubbin clobber!!!!! It ll take a few washes to get rid of those ugly stains.
What made it even worse is they were totally oblivious to everyone else who had began staring, pointing, laughing and nearly chundering in paradise, they only stopped when one of our mates pointed out to the sick couple that they had an audience, to this the girl replied that she was "really sorry!!!" to this she was told to stop saying sorry and zip up her partner in crimes pants. They then disappeared in to the night hopefully to have a good think about what they had done. They probably cant remember! but judging by the amount of sovereign rings she had on her fist of fury, the lad will be sore today!!!!!!!!!!!
glad i didnt c that dont fink my little brain would of coped wiv c'n that, it woz feelin a little fragile az it woz!!!!
I've seen a few acts like this going on like this in promise recently. If i sit near anyone up to stuff like that i move away as it makes me feel uncomfortable. Except last nite i noticed two women getting very frisky with each other which was very weird! YUK YUK YUK!
Lucky Smart E didnt see them or he would have walked over and said "Promise is a club for Promise clubbers, not a place to partake in acts of the sexual nature. Please save this sort of behaviour for the privacy of your own bedrooms and dont forgot to brush your teeth at least twice a day "
so theres a lesson to ya, if it looks like chewing gum and you need to munch....dont do it. fuck....shud take me own advice shuddnt i......
