Just Read A Story...

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    Just Read A Story...

    About a woman who is 48...she slept with her boyfriend who is 19 and now she has had 30 orgasms a day for about 2 months....is there such thing? It just happens when shes out shopping or watching tv! Shes been to hospital apparently but they cant get rid of it :lol: :eek: !
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    i bet she leaves some mofo snail trails :up:
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    i read something about some woman who gets orgasms all the time from just doing stupid stuff, might be the same one.

    sneezings 8/10's of an orgasm, if anyone wants to buy a gram of pepper for £10 pm me :up:
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    Id rather just have a full one then pay to have an 8th :lol:
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    Have a big line........ 4 8ths in a row :up:
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    thats the boyo! :lol:
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    I told her not to sell the story to the papers. When people find out I'm that good, they'll all be wanting some...
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    Allie if you knew what she looked like u wouldnt be boasting about it ;)
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    This worries me.
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    Happens to me too...



    But I keep getting arrested for it in Tesco's. :(
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    why only in tescos? lol:confused:
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    Barred for life from Asda for wanking on a carrot. :(
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:


    Allie i need to see u chat up a lass like!:lol:
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    so do i, he'll probs get punched :lol:
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :king:
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    Why do you say that mate? Are you insinuating that I'd be a failure?!
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    not a failure!

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