Irish who wants to be a millionaire

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  1. El Maracca

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    Irish who wants to be a millionaire

    Irish Who wants to be a Millionaire

    Murphy: "Hullo?"

    Chris: "Hello Murphy, it's Chris Tarrant here from Who Wants to be a
    Millionaire. I have Paddy O'Reilly here and he's doing really well on
    *64,000 but needs your help to get to *125,000. This is a visual question,
    we're faxing you the photo now. Have you received it?"

    Murphy: "Yes, Chris."

    Chris: "The next voice you hear will be Paddy's. He'll explain the question
    and you'll have 30 seconds to answer. Fire away Paddy."

    Paddy: "Hullo there, Murphy."

    Murphy: "Hullo, Paddy."

    Paddy: "Murphy, that photo is a baby picture of which current England
    player. I'm sure it's Beckham, what do you think?"

    Murphy: "It's never Beckham, it's obviously Owen."

    Paddy: "You think so, Murphy?"

    Murphy: "I'm sure."

    Paddy: "Thanks, Murphy."

    (hangs up)

    Chris: "Well, a difference of opinion there. Do you want to stick on *64,000
    or play on for #125,000, Paddy?"

    Paddy: "I want to play, I'm so sure it's Beckham I'm going to go with me
    first answer: Beckham."

    Chris: "You're saying Beckham?"

    Paddy: "I am."

    Chris: "Are you confident?"

    Paddy: "Yes... Fairly..."

    Chris: "You have *64,000 and you saying Beckham. If you're right you go up
    to *125,000 and if you're wrong you walk away with *32,000. Is Beckham your
    final answer?"

    Paddy: "It is, Chris."

    Chris: "Paddy............ I'm afraid it was wrong, sorry Paddy. Here is your
    cheque for *32,000. You've been a great contestant and a real gambler.
    Audience, please put your hands together for Paddy!"

    (applause...)

    Paddy: "Before I go Chris, what was the correct answer? It's killing me."

    Chris: "Emile Heskey
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    EHHHHHHHHHHH
    I DONT GET THAT???????????????????????
    :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
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    i'm irish, and i do



    :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

    only jokin
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    heskey:

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    beckam:

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    get it? imagin them as little babies...could you tell the difference :p
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    Ahh i love irish jokes

    Did you hear what happened to the irish sea scouts?

    Their tent sank! :D :lol:
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    not bad!!!

    :lol: :lol:
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    admit it... u don't really get it ur jus tryin to look smart an fit in, it will not work my friend...

    ...ok so it may work - our martins kinda managed it so far!!?:dunce: :dunce: only jokin mate(he neva comes on here so i don't really no y i put that last bit, or y i put this bit for that matter)...:dunce:
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