Inventions?

Inventions?

You know when you’re at after parties and think of mad little ideas?
We used to have this game where we had to think of something and give a presentation about it as if we where trying to sell it.
Sad……but funny!

For example I once had “the comedown café” that opens up when clubs close.
As we were all wrecked it got a bit carried away and I had though out the whole layout etc.
It had a really cool trip room and many more.
I even had a song: “When you’re night has seemed to end, when you’re all alone and need a friend. Come down, to the come down café!” etc.
It was proper funny!

Another idea was: billboards with smell, Imagine if a pizza advert had smell it would be more effective!

Anybody else got any mad ideas, that you’ve convinced yourself where great whilst being wrecked?

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what about a wardrobe where you open it and another world is behind it with lions and witches and shit?......hang on a min...:chill:

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How come nobody thought of that before?!

Oh I have to show you a pic by the way!
It shows an energyball very clearly!!

I'm talking about realistic ideas!

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ah wicked post it up or is it in a book?

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It's in a pic of me and sheila, that we recently got developed.
Will scan it in tomorrow and email you it!

cool as

i've invented, salsionaise, which is mayo and salsa mixed together, its fucking lush.

not sure about inventions but once after a night out we went back to my mates for a after party and at 8amish we went to the spar and i was so smashed i asked for a double sided light saber

and i got tossed out

Inventions

One of my best mates and I came up with an idea years ago (we were about 18) when we were completely fucked at an after partyabout setting up a website called "Ivebeenondrugs.com" where people could get confidential advice and up to date relevant information on drugs, there dangers and safe drug taking after reading numerous shitty, out of date and completely bias drug leaflets at college - thinking it would never work, and being to young (and fucked) to care we laughed it off as mid morning wrecked crack - Only for FRANK to come along a few years later

A few not to try.......

http://www.wackyinventions.com/

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FRANK is shit though, they hung up on me whenI rang them!

Ah the spitoon olympics of 96 i remeber them well .... Completley smashed out of our heads me and my mates made an obstacle course in our mates parents house (they were on hols) this obstacle course consisted of the contents of his living room being dumped into his garden for us to dive over , shot put and generally wreck . The final obstacle was an old fashioned spitoon which being minging teenage boys we had to try and fill with horendous slimey greazers before crossing the finnish line... the house security gate .... this was the only part of the house that had a security camera and low and behold the spitton was placed right infront of it so Chris's parents come home and watch a loveley video of 8 kids hockling into her antique spitoon then diving over there fence and away into the night ...... Never did see chris much aftyer that cracking game tho !

Sounds like fun!

Me and Claire invented the 1st "world ket-chess championship"

We called it a draw after a few moves as we couldn't remember who's turn it was :spangled:

a screening device for women, some sort of crystal ball so you can get a glipse of your future then either sack the whole relationship there and then or go ahead with it

ive got that beat, i had a game of ket chess on the wall without a chess set with one of my mates from wigan and i still won.