How come..

How come..

... All Chavas can wheelie on bikes really well?

Its fkin gutting when a post of yours doesnt 'take off'


Any one else got any 'how come' one liners?











(please resist the 'how come your a twat' kinda replys ya basts )

how come all rich people are snobs

.....Really fit birds have little cocksmith drip-of-a-boyfriends

how come when at work 15 minutes feels like 15 hours and 15 minutes on your break feels like 15 seconds?

i thought that when i seen ure missus

How come when i pour milk on my Kellog's coco pops, it turns brown after about 2 minutes???

how come whatever colour you eat it always comes out brown?

knowing that will make my toilet experience so much richer

Not always. Whenever I ate bluemouths (weird sweets from childhood) they'd turn my turds green.

Bizarre.

haha! Forgot all about them!

I would get a Quarter of bluemouths, a quarter of choc-dust and a can of Wild cola for my lunch.. it's a miracle I have any teeth left!

Went through a phase of braying the Wild cola all over the place, and piercing the can in the school yard and spraying people - Clegwell, a quality learning establishment

How come 16 year olds can partake in sexual activities but cannot buy magazines picturing sexual activities?

Only smarties have the answer!

'Cos they can't reach the Frankie Vaughn?