Global Gathering Unaffected By Recent Weather

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  1. james r

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    Global Gathering Unaffected By Recent Weather

    GLOBAL GATHERING UNAFFECTED BY RECENT WEATHER
    Festival preparations continue as normal

    We don't care what the weathermen say...

    Well as we are sure you are all aware, the weather in the UK has been less than perfect, with Friday's floods causing untold havoc across the UK and our hearts go out to all affected. Stratford upon Avon has been a hive of media excitement with helicopters and film crews surveying the floods, but we are pleased to inform you that Global Gathering is in fact based 5 miles out of Stratford upon Avon at Long Marston Airfield. Thankfully the site has been completely unaffected by the floods and as airfields are not built on flood plains everything is looking great for this weekend!

    Being local Stratford residents ourselves we can safely inform you that as quickly as the flood waters rose they are now subsiding leaving transport links unaffected and moving smoothly so Global Gathering looks set to be yet another record breaking fabulous weekend!

    On behalf of all Stratford businesses we would like to take the time to say that the media invasion has been over hyped and the surrounding areas have been affected worse than the historical tourist attraction of Stratford upon Avon.

    Stratford town centre has been open and running for business over the entire weekend with minimal disruption apart from the scaremongering from the media. Thanks Sky News.....and the idiot who called the BBC to say Global Gathering was cancelled...it is NOT and will go ahead as planned.

    The event headliners Faithless and Basement Jaxx alongside 150 of the biggest and best DJ talent on the planet are all geared up for the festival event of the Summer. One of the festival organisers, James Algate says, “We are once again expecting over 50,000 people to have the weekend of their lives. We also wish to reassure ticketholders that after being on site for the past week, the airfield and traffic routes are totally unaffected by the recent floods. Despite bad weather our customers have already been calling into the office saying that they are determined to enjoy the weekend and that really shows the affection the ticket holders have for the biggest dance event in the world. Those that have been spreading erroneous rumours should find something more constructive to do with their time...perhaps helping the people that have actually been affected by the weather!"

    Check our webcam if you don't believe us!

    http://www.globalgathering.co.uk/webcam
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    well it's obvious the brain of whoever compiled the global gathering cd has been effected by he water, what a load of tripe.
  4. Lamb

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    hahahaha lmao.



    yeah i got the email. its not built on flood plains and apprently iits got a good drainage system at the airport. suppose thats obvious as its an airport.
  5. Ness

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    aye but if the surrounding area floods over the weekend they'll be stuck till it receeds
  6. fino1

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    :lol:
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    Good point, but lets not say things like that. i dont particularly want to be jumpin about in wellies
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    Andy M God is Ginger!

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    Got a pair las week 2 be on the safe side. Not exactly dancin shoes lyk but what the fuck, eh!
  9. MistaK

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    hahahahahahahahaha!

    well, just rang my mate there who went down REALLY early, because of the train arrangements etc, and its fucking lashing it down! :lol: :lol:

    BRING ON THE BASTARD WELLIES.

    jokes on me really, i'm going down on the saturday and the friday is gonna be the nicest day.
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    can you imagine that! trapped on a island with thousands of pill heads.

    i'm the fucker who'll write about it and make millions

    an exert:

    "day 14: yes, the supply has ran out..... the comedown of 40 thousand people does not look good.

    many people have tried to convert burger vans into boats with little avail and little technical skill.

    stratford upon avon: site of natural disaster and a representation of what is bad about clubbing cluture"

    it'll be in waterstones before the end of august.

    :lol:
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    :lol:

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