Funnies thing you've seen whilst clubbing

Funnies thing you've seen whilst clubbing

Mine has to be without doubt watching my mate lean forward to take a sniff of poopers off some lass, totally forgeting he had a fag in his hand and somehow letting the poppers get on the lit part of the fag, his whole hand then going up in flames on the middle of the promise dancefloor, then watching him scream and run off with it still ablaze to the toilets. the look on peoples faces next to us who where twated was priceless cause they really did not know weather that had just happened or if they had imagined it in there fucked up state. lol

i have forgoten his name...but the bloke who stands and shouts when hes in promise. he just stands and shout and screams random stuff...


or the time i saw the bloke in the toilets having a shave... im still slightly in doubt with myself that that did happen though :spangled:

aww bless..... having a shave in a club, wonder who he was trying to impress!! lol xx

My god, i forgot all about that bloke, if its the same one is he old has longish black hair and wears glasses ??? i got stuck next to him upstairs once what a loon

i hope he wasnt to fucked, i wouldnt like to try and shave like that.
but like i said im not sure if it did happen, my mind may have been playing games

orite mate how was tribal weekender you lucky cunt

yeah thats the one, fryer (sp) i think hes called,
my mates have been to some mad after partys at his, hes meant to be loaded with a big house in jesmond, its funny as when hes off on one...

Last week in the queue at Shindig,a taxi pulled up right next to the door.Some charver had barely stepped out the taxi when the doormen told him he wasn't getting in,in front of the whole queue. He got back in the same taxi and left,didn't even make it to the queue! Always good to see a charver get humiliated

amazing mate, was a really good weekend, everyone seem to cain it on the friday night for zabiela,sasha, howells and them as st night was quiet, but over all it was another wickid weekender. already looking forward to next years

bless thats harsh... feel sorry for him! xx

Don't think he was doing so much for the laughs,its just the way they don't even bother to think of an excuse to say why they can't come in - just an abrupt "No"

I have seen that happen before it was funny as fuck , group of lads pulled up in a taxi one had the door half open to get out when the bouncer stopped the door fully opening and said "sorry mate IKON is that way" whilst pointing down the road, the whole que was laughing there tits off.

its happened to me before...wasnt impressed, had to go to reverb

Joe the chimney sweep had me in stitches for weeks.

the thing that frequents HH clubs dressed up in a costume consisting of an elephant mask, a vibrating tail, and what looks like a set of pyjamas.

it has also been seen carrying a box of duplo, and a game of twister.

there are pictures of this cunt somewhere on the internet, but i will only end up falling off my chair with laughter if i dig them out. plus i can't be arsed, either way this cunt is the funniest thing i have ever seen in a club.

There is a pic of him on Gurn somewhere like Chris, he's strange as fuck, proper weirdo!:groovy:

Cyber's running around shooting each other at Lotherton Hall.

One of them ran up to my brother and kidded on to shoot him. My bro grabbed the toy gun and tossed it right over the fence at the front of the tent. The poor lad was gutted

Watching my mate get sucked off by a minger in Eden this year is up there for funnyness also

i had my water gun confiscated @ space a couple of years ago, i was gonna spend all day&night soaking the hotties on the terrace.

it cost me a few thousand pesatas(sp?) at the time aswell.