Chemical Ali ... has been captured by the Americans, for what seems like about the 8 or 9th time. Chemical Ali has done well to last this long after being killed 3 times & found dead another time. The first time American forces killed him was when Tommy Texan a sniper veteran from Vietnam took him out with a bullet that was given to him by his dad who fought in WW2, the 2nd time was when American airforce bombers dropped laser guided bombs on top of Ali's evil militia HQ, the last time American forces killed him was in northern Iraq when special forces led by America's first ever female general (for the record she is also black, disabled & from a good family) layed siege to his heavily guarded palace in a 5 minute shoot out. Ali has also been found dead once with newspaper clippings of his deaths scattered all over the room & a video tape from Al-Cheer-Ye-Up-Tv which had a sticker on the side saying 'My greatest deaths' a report from Quincy say's his death was from lung failure due to serve laughing. Stay tuned for more as when it seems good to tell you news. Coming soon on Comedy News Network: Bush in turmoil, as he announces the day after announcing that Americans will be going to the polls in 4 weeks, that Saddam is captured, can the President still focus on the election?. The President will also be talking exclusively to everyone the day before people vote in the elections about how he spotted & detained Ozzie Bin Layden in a McDonalds in Texas while eating apple pie.
Re: Chemical Ali ... he a)won't need to and b) won't want to. all he wants is to get saddam so he can go see his dad and say, "Look daddy, i got sadd'm! Can I have my power rangers back now please?"
Re: Re: Chemical Ali ... He would love his power rangers back for killing the man his pop couldnt get but he also wants 2 terms in office as he doesnt want to remembered as the President who never won an election.
Re: Re: Re: Chemical Ali ... He would probs loose the next one but after 14 recounts and makling up two new states in america and of course paying off the other candidate he would be able to enjoy playing with his power rangers in the oval office while dreaming of smoking a cigar del clinton only he would use tony blairs arse instead of monicas whooosy whatsit
