Checklist Just pinched this off another board and thought it would be great for the next time the board gangs up on someone. A simple check list to let that person know exactly why everyone's griefing them... Just mark the relevant field with an X Dear (insert name here) [ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] fuckwit [ ] Sycophant [ ] Lamer [ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Freak [ ] Scammer [ ] Dumbass [ ] Ade [ ] Pre-teen You Are Being Attacked Because: [ ] You re-posted an old thread thats been done millions of times before [ ] You continued/resurrected a long, stupid thread [ ] You failed to use the search feature and/or browse through different sections of this forum [ ] You posted an extremely stupid topic [ ] You posted a "I'm pretending my girlfriend is so fit she has a stalker" topic [ ] You posted a blatant "Last night I got laid" topic [ ] You posted a "I Just got in" topic [ ] You posted a "Omg I took so many drugs last night" topic [ ] You were caught brown nosing [ ] You are a musicvnt (see "brown nosing" above) [ ] You started a disturbing topic [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You are a dumbass conservative [ ] You are a liberal commie tree-hugger [ ] You haven't learnt the difference between PM and forum [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You forgot or misplaced apostrophes. [ ] You created a lame alias [ ] You posted an extremely unfunny comment [ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "alias" above) [ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous [ ] You are a complete and utter **** [ ] You don't have a fucking clue [ ] You still like trance [ ] You pretend to be be better/smarter than everyone else [ ] You think your music/movies taste is superior to everyone's else (see above) [ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being attacking anyway [ ] Your alias sucks [ ] Your avatar sucks [ ] You fail to grasp the basics of the English Language To Repent, You Must: [ ] Go outside [ ] Get laid [ ] Start taking drugs [ ] Stop taking drugs [ ] Learn to use search function [ ] Read a textbook on grammar [ ] Go throw yourself from a cliff [ ] Try learning to be funny, cvnto [ ] Apologize and hook up everyone with free stuff [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] Post something relevant [ ] Stop masturbating for a week [ ] Read the Announcements forum [ ] Shut the fuck up In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [ ] Get a life [ ] Never post again [ ] You still suck [ ] Nice try, asshat [ ] Buy a clue [ ] Take your sh!t somewhere else [ ] Learn to post or fcuk off [ ] All of the above :laugh:
