Characters you meet out clubbing

Characters you meet out clubbing

I find it funny the types of people you meet out clubbing can be easily put into different categories.

3 spring to mind for me... I am always meeting various clones of these kinds of people!

1) Scary Midget Gypsie women with no teeth (of no fixed abode)
2) Massive body builder/drug dealers with sound as fuck girlfriends who cant do enough for you (normally from Liverpool/Manchester)
3) Over friendly glow stick waving clubbers but dressed in a shirt, so friendly you think he may be bi-sexual and you cant shake him off.

True.

Has anyone got any other categories?

We saw a category (2) in Gods on Saturday. He looked just like the Increadible Hulk, apart from he wasn't green. I wanted to take a photo but I was laughing so much it would have been blatently obvious that I was taking the piss! He came over and was dancing next to my friend, who is really petite. Looked well strange!

We also saw a guy in Subway City (After Gods) who was dressed in old 70s style shorts, a t shirt, with huge glasses on and thin long wispy hair. He had legs like pipe cleaners and was dancing like he was jogging on the spot. Again sadly, no pics

Slimy greasing charvas gurning with no tops on! Usually chanting!!

Can anyone remember THE HULK that used to go to Tall Trees a few years back

Or whistling/ doing that stupid oo oo-oo oo :evil:

these are more a "race"

They are repulsive

You can usually spot "new" clubbers who have just started the pill experience and are swanning all over the place out of it! usually telling people they love them !

cat 6) Annoying fucker who thinks hes wacky as fuck on pills aka KArl51!!

I met a sound lad at afters on saturday called Smithy

He's a Civil engineer don't you know

AHHH!

Yes. U have to love Smithy.

ive actually turned the music down until they stopped doing it in bambu when they were doing that, its annoying as fuck, dont mind like once every now n again, but these 2 dicks were screamin it all night, soon stopped once loads turned against them for spoiling their night

Re: Characters you meet out clubbing

I hate sweaty topless drugged up charvas with glowsticks!!!!

He is sound BUT he's got about 45 different personalitys! You can be chating away to him and all of a sudden he'll start talking like a lass about a total different subject! I call him "Me, Myself and Irene"

he's cool tho

I forgot about that

You wouldnt be talking about the bouncer from.. is it legends?

There was a total meathead on the coach to tall trees when Scot Project was last there and he had a canny lass. He worked as a bouncer at legends i think and offered us all free entry if we went. He was a sound bloke once you overcame your fear of talking to him.