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  1. Fluffybunny

    Fluffybunny Registered User

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    Can you guess what it is?

    WHAT AM I?

    THIS USEFUL TOOL, COMMONLY FOUND IN THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG. THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES. IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING LOOSELY, READY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS. ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, STICKY WHITE SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMENATING, IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY FOR YET ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

    :groovy:
    Fluffybunny, Oct 16, 2002
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  3. B.O.B.

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    I know, but I won't spoil it for everyone! ;)
    B.O.B., Oct 16, 2002
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  4. Fluffybunny

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    Thanx ;)
    Fluffybunny, Oct 16, 2002
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  5. El Maracca

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    Me thinks i have it to. I reckon its an electric toothbrush.

    Am i right? :confused:
    El Maracca, Oct 16, 2002
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  6. An@rchy

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    5 mins from your gaff with a case of lager in the
    a cock?
    An@rchy, Oct 16, 2002
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    Fluffybunny Registered User

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    Yes :rolleyes: thats the end of that then :( :lol:
    Fluffybunny, Oct 16, 2002
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  8. El Maracca

    El Maracca Registered User

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    I am ze vinner!!! :D :D

    sorry :( ;)
    El Maracca, Oct 16, 2002
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  9. Fluffybunny

    Fluffybunny Registered User

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    Theres no prize btw :D
    Fluffybunny, Oct 16, 2002
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    But i still won. :D
    El Maracca, Oct 16, 2002
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  11. B.O.B.

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    Nope, I did! :D
    B.O.B., Oct 16, 2002
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    lmfao!!!!:D
    dj tino, Oct 16, 2002
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  13. El Maracca

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    Shit. :mad: :D :D
    El Maracca, Oct 16, 2002
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    Bet ya gutted now aint ya? ;) :lol:
    Fluffybunny, Oct 16, 2002
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    I think Jeff won, B.O.B. says she knew what it was, but she is a woman, and women sometimes fib. She might have just pretended to know the answer to sucker you. Devious as fuck!

    Jeff wins, and he totally deserves the prize :D
    An@rchy, Oct 16, 2002
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    Well that's you off the Christmas card list! :mad:

    I'll let Jeff have the prize though. :D
    B.O.B., Oct 16, 2002
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  17. Fluffybunny

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    Women never fib :angel:

    We are jus more brainy than men :p
    Fluffybunny, Oct 16, 2002
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  18. El Maracca

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    I'll split it with ya. Cant get fairer than that? :D :D
    El Maracca, Oct 16, 2002
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    jus :rolleyes: :D
    Auz, Oct 16, 2002
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  20. B.O.B.

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    No, we just lie outright! Ever heard this one boys - "Size doesn't matter"?

    ;)

    By the way, I did get that it was a toothbrush!
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  21. Fluffybunny

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    There is no prize told ya :p
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