Calories ! It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent....................... 12 Calories Without her consent.................... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands........................ 8 Calories With one hand.......................... 12 Calories With your teeth........................ 85 Calories PUTTING ON A PRESERVATIVE: With an erection....................... 6 Calories Without an erection.................... 315 Calories PRELIMINARIES: Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary............................. 12 Calories 69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories 69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories ORGASMING: Real................................... 112 Calories False.................................. 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are: 20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories 30-39 years............................ 80 Calories 40-49 years............................ 124 Calories 50-59 years............................ 972 Calories 60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories 70 and over......................... Results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly................................. 32 Calories In a hurry............................. 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
LMAO @ putting on a preservative Neva heard them called that b4 Was gona join the gym but after reading this......................................................
Re: Re: Calories ! LMAO!!! Should be Fiddlin around for ages tryin to get the damm clip open...................................................10000000 calories Givin up and just ripin the damm thing off............................................................1 Calorie
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Calories ! Is that for the Hulk Hogan style of ripping it off in the heat of the moment ? lol
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Calories ! no i think they do them like that on purpose to make mens lives difficult.
nice one auz now i know why im sooooo skinny no matter how much i eat. *leaves to go to next bedroom session*
LMFAO!!!! No more work grueling workouts for me, i didnt realise that when it comes to calorie control u could keep trim and enjoy yerself. YAY!!!!!!!!! sex more often! lol.
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Calories ! It works!!! I still can't work out how the fook women manage to unclip them with such ease!!!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Calories ! Unfortunately he cant practice that much - see the shops close at about 9 and the security guards wont leave him alone with the manuquin's!!! i dont expect to have spelled manuquins right either
oh come on ladz...it aint that hard 2 do!!!!!!!! one handed even........... any volunteerz an ill prove it!!!!!! i aint neva tryd doin it wiv mi teeth so i cant comment on that one