Being mickey mouse

Being mickey mouse

After looking at ruths holiday snaps it got me thinking ,could you be mickey mouse for a living ?I've listed some cons as to why it would be shite being mickey mouse

feel free to add more

cons

you could'nt handle the heat in the costume with a hangover
kids would kouch you/kick you in the balls
you're dressed like a twat
you have to walk around all day
people will annoy you every two mnutes
you have to be nice and not swear at folk
when you have a kid,it's going to look confusing under fathers occupation

pro's you could be minnie

i couldnt do it, i couldnt be a kids tv presenter either "come on kids lets sing the super fun happy song, yaaaaayyyyy!" fuck that, your mates would hammer you and you would look like a complete tit infront of millions

Where are the pics?

in the thread looks who's back

yeah but just think of the fancy dress competitions you could win thou

i suppose thats wot counts

it must b bloody hot in there....average temp was 36 deg c

jesus definately not job satisfaction

did he grab your arse that would be a pro i suppose

tigger was blowing kisses at me as did woody the woodpecker :blush:

highlight of the holiday?

think that was jet skiiing in the gulf of mexico

but this came a close 2nd

imagine disney world on acid

the 3D & 4D stuff would be class

i wonder if mickey mouse tells kids santa's fake

"daddy mickey said santa's fake"

" fucking mouse "

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you can get evicted from the parks & banned from other parks for violent behaviour, even the kids....

all characters have security with them & they come out at certain times for pics & autographs & in a certain place

i give you the last one

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do they haha

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yup, queue jumping can get you thrown out too

it's the hapiest celebration on earth & they want it to stay that way...

i had to bite my lip & hold my hands so i didn't knock the ignorant little fuckers who pushed in front of me to see tigger.... little fucking cunts with a dad who wouldn't have looked out of place on jerry springer

wow that must look amazing tell me what the 4 fourth dimension looks like?

are you TRYING to take the piss??