A Tuesday Joke... Two fellas working in a garage on Saturday are both desperate to go to the match. "Im going to go home sick and go to the game "says one of them. "How are you going to do that "said the other. "Im going to hang from the ceiling shouting Im a lightbulb," the boss will think Im mad and send me home. Up he jumps and grabs a big steel girder and hangs from his ankles. In walks the boss "what the feckin hell are yer doing "he shouts. "Switch me on switch me off " shouts the fella "Im a light bulb". He shouts this over and over for 30 mins. The boss gets fed up and comes out of his office and says "get yerself home yer feckin mad". The fella drops down and gets his jacket . The second fella gets his jacket and is leaving with the first when the boss shouts "where do yer think yer going" The other fella walks out the door with his mate saying ."Im going home I cant work in the fookin dark man"...
