Final Promise Board Awards.......

Final Promise Board Awards.......

In my utter boredom..... here goes, of all time -


Who is the Promise prom queen?


Most likely to be a virgin?


Worst looking cyber effort?


Best looking cyber ever?


Most likely soon to be seen clutching their life in a morrisons carrier bag at the Haymarket ?


Who boils their bunny the best?


Which young lady has taken more cock than any other?


Excluding Darude, who is the biggest gimp on the board?


Most likely to be found hanging at the bottom of their garden when the board closes?


Who's the best at the boogie?


Best dressed board member?


Which male do you secretley suspect of enjoying a game of 'hide the sausage'?


Which board member do you suspect of playing above mentioned game with members of their own family?


Who is the resident retard?


Whos the friendliest board member?


Board memeber you would leave your wife for? and vice versa...


Resident 'harsh' board member?


Most likely to end up 'doing bird'?


Board member that makes you LOL the most?


Most cringeworthy poster?


Most fucked up?


and finally, Board member you would gladly push in front of a bus?

Im going to do this when I come home

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what would your answers be tom?

will SCREECH get his first gong?!?!

I didnt see a "best saved by the bell lookalike" award??

aye biggest queer award.



someone make some better awards, toms are total shite

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Who is the Promise prom queen? Glitter Angel, love her or hate her she's the only one worthy of the title.


Most likely to be a virgin? MrSleepy... sorry bri but you're a computer programmer that lives with his mummy... when would you find the time to stuff the turkey.


Worst looking cyber effort? Badboy Broony... he looked like a hardboiled egg that a nursery kid had been let loose on with a crayola around easter.

Best looking cyber ever? Me - I had a stomach like an ironing board.


Most likely soon to be seen clutching their life in a morrisons carrier bag at the Haymarket ? Purvy.. although morissons is a bit optamistic.


Who boils their bunny the best? Heather or Hannah, fucking hard call.


Which young lady has taken more cock than any other? she's had old cock, young cock, foreign cock, upperclass cock, fishy cock, scruffy cock, geordie cock, cyber cock, dj cock.... y'all know who I'm talking about... the clues in the cocks


Excluding Darude, who is the biggest gimp on the board? Corvin Dalek


Most likely to be found hanging at the bottom of their garden when the board closes? Pike, either hanging from his garden or hanging around the local palyground


Who's the best at the boogie? FAT GAV the fastest hips in the west(end)


Best dressed board member? Johnny Boy Revel.. the coolest ginger I know.


Which male do you secretley suspect of enjoying a game of 'hide the sausage'? Magicpaul, he can make all sorts disappear with the slip of his wrist.


Which board member do you suspect of playing above mentioned game with members of their own family? Glitter Angel... She never shut up about how big, big brother bazza was.


Who is the resident retard?Ket mess jeff


Whos the friendliest board member? Jimmy... the loveable rogue even rang me the other day


Board memeber you would leave your wife for? and vice versa... hahahahahaha this question creased me... yeah something like that.


Resident 'harsh' board member? Jane tries but shes a pussy cat... Jess is a bitter little bitch


Board member that makes you LOL the most? Rahcel


Most cringeworthy poster? Go "I dont hate pakis" wansy


Most fucked up? Casy... kids and ket dont mix... REHAB


and finally, Board member you would gladly push in front of a bus? Iany-E... oh wait someone beat me to it

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to start....


Who is the Promise prom queen?

any other day i'd say miller, but marrissa fo'sho...


Most likely to be a virgin?

sorry screech...

Worst looking cyber effort?

dodgy... wax crayons on your face?

Best looking cyber ever?

jess, but most convincing, joe....

Most likely soon to be seen clutching their life in a morrisons carrier bag at the Haymarket ?

jon mack

Who boils their bunny the best?

I'd say Wild, but she'll never been a patch on our Heather..

Which young lady has taken more cock than any other?

Glitter Angel, no competition... although I hear Ruths had a fair innings too

Excluding Darude, who is the biggest gimp on the board?

Xanda

Most likely to be found hanging at the bottom of their garden when the board closes?

Xanda


Who's the best at the boogie?

miller

Best dressed board member?

little dave or glitter..

Which male do you secretley suspect of enjoying a game of 'hide the sausage'?

vinny

Which board member do you suspect of playing above mentioned game with members of their own family?

spud693

Who is the resident retard?

Gowansy or Chandler_69 - whatever its called...

Whos the friendliest board member?

kid (Pete)

Board memeber you would leave your wife for? and vice versa...

eyeball and jess.. both...

Resident 'harsh' board member?

snack or jane the old hag....

Most likely to end up 'doing bird'?

whoever stole the money from geodrie lees / madC's party... was it spud??

Board member that makes you LOL the most?

joe / jambon / pike / si quick....

Most cringeworthy poster?

no competiton, xanda... the shame...


Most fucked up?

crasherkid, trust me...


and finally, Board member you would gladly push in front of a bus?

geordie lee


au revoir x

why not use these.

theres more.

Best dancer:
Worst dancer:
Most camp
Most likley to be a repressed homosexual:
Most likley to smell of cheese:
Prettiest:
Ugliest:
Best haircut:
Worst haircut:
Coolest:
Most uncool:
Person who looks the most stupid in cyber:
Person who doesnt look that stupid in cyber:
Most reformed promise punter:
Promise's biggest munter:
Friendliest person:
Biggest ****:
Person most likley to be married with 5 kids by their early twenties:
Person most likley to never get married:
Person most likely to have a sex change:
Person who makes the shittest threads:
Person who makes the best threads:
Best dressed:
Worst dressed:
Person most likely to be a millionaire by their thirties:
Person least likely to be a millionaire by their thirties:
Person most likley to attempt suicide:
Biggest gimp:
Biggest wanker:
Person who you would be scared to approach if u seen them in a dark alley:

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Who is the Promise prom queen?
Jess

Most likely to be a virgin?
Darude

Worst looking cyber effort?
Duncan

Best looking cyber ever?
Duncan

Most likely soon to be seen clutching their life in a morrisons carrier bag at the Haymarket ?
Hummel

Who boils their bunny the best?
Hannah

Which young lady has taken more cock than any other?
ColeTrickle

Excluding Darude, who is the biggest gimp on the board?
ColeTrickle

Most likely to be found hanging at the bottom of their garden when the board closes?
?

Who's the best at the boogie?
BigDave

Best dressed board member?
Me

Which male do you secretley suspect of enjoying a game of 'hide the sausage'?
Pike

Which board member do you suspect of playing above mentioned game with members of their own family?
FluffyBunny

Who is the resident retard?
Iany-E :laugh:

Whos the friendliest board member?
Vinny

Board memeber you would leave your wife for? and vice versa...
ColeTrickle

Resident 'harsh' board member?
Craig B

Most likely to end up 'doing bird'?
dunno

Board member that makes you LOL the most?
The Spence

Most cringeworthy poster?
All the sleazy crew chris spence/marce/sleepy/dan/xanda

Most fucked up?
Martin and Duncan for lifetime achievement awards in ketamine consumption.

and finally, Board member you would gladly push in front of a bus?
no-one

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promises promises....

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at once? i'm coming up

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il waiting at the station angelpie...fuck lucy and laura, you know where the real money is...

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yes tom its me...


nobody trusts you son?

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i dont trust the little hebrew either....

Who is the Promise prom queen? Jess


Most likely to be a virgin? C.Spence


Worst looking cyber effort? Me


Best looking cyber ever? Slash


Most likely soon to be seen clutching their life in a morrisons carrier bag at the Haymarket ? Purvy


Who boils their bunny the best? Hannah/Casy


Which young lady has taken more cock than any other?


Excluding Darude, who is the biggest gimp on the board?


Most likely to be found hanging at the bottom of their garden when the board closes? Miller / Pike


Who's the best at the boogie? Miller


Best dressed board member? Jess (she wears some phunky shit)


Which male do you secretley suspect of enjoying a game of 'hide the sausage'? Magicpaul


Which board member do you suspect of playing above mentioned game with members of their own family?


Who is the resident retard? when it comes to sport, SLASH


Whos the friendliest board member? Fran


Board memeber you would leave your wife for? and vice versa...


Resident 'harsh' board member? Pike & Joe have had their harsh moments


Most likely to end up 'doing bird'? Me or Mick for stealing road signs etc..


Board member that makes you LOL the most? MOS or PIKE


Most cringeworthy poster? Xander


Most fucked up?


and finally, Board member you would gladly push in front of a bus? Walvin

first time i ever (almost i think) got a mention in someones awards... it's the most special... aahhh i'm welling up...

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ding! correct answer!

3/3 ex flatmates and 2 battered ex girlfriends would agree

it was the "Dvon.................get the table" post that made my mind up

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Who is the Promise prom queen?
Joe


Most likely to be a virgin?
Darude


Worst looking cyber effort?
Ferox and Dodgy - "sunday market cyber"


Best looking cyber ever?
Batfink - skirt?


Most likely soon to be seen clutching their life in a morrisons carrier bag at the Haymarket ?
Aye its Hummel!


Who boils their bunny the best?
Heather has a phd in this


Which young lady has taken more cock than any other?
Glitter apparently :chill:


Excluding Darude, who is the biggest gimp on the board?
Harper


Most likely to be found hanging at the bottom of their garden when the board closes?
Iany-e... he will have lost all hope of getting un-banned.


Who's the best at the boogie?
Snacky-poo's


Best dressed board member?
Paula used to be... till she got with me


Which male do you secretley suspect of enjoying a game of 'hide the sausage'?
Dobbs :camp:


Which board member do you suspect of playing above mentioned game with members of their own family?
Hummel :fart:


Who is the resident retard?
LeeTheMackem


Whos the friendliest board member?
Jimmy or Nass


Board member you would leave your wife for? and vice versa...
Breakdownboy


Resident 'harsh' board member?
Joe


Most likely to end up 'doing bird'?
Hummel - literally doing bird


Board member that makes you LOL the most?
Spence/Joe


Most cringeworthy poster?
One of the teenage sex pest lot :sick:


Most fucked up?
I'll go with 'vicious' stu... dribbling mess


and finally, Board member you would gladly push in front of a bus?
Crasherkid